If you're like me, you love watching "Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt!" on Netflix. Kimmy is the main star of the show but I can definitely say that her best friend Titus Andromedon is my favorite character. Here are a few quotes from Titus that I literally live for.
1. "But I already did something today!"
2. Mikey: "Are you breaking up with me?" Titus: "It's just one of the many small ways in which I am stronger than Beyonce."
3. Kimmy: "Are you sure the other guy was gay? Titus: "Everybody's gay, Kimmy. It's the 90's!"

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4. "You need to make like a thirty-year-old single woman and settle."
5. "I've decided to live as a bed from now on"
6. "I'm gonna exercise like those morons in that Olympic show!"
7. "I'm pretty but tough like a diamond. Or beef jerky in a ball gown."

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8. Another black guy: "Word of advice, brother." Titus: "Sir, we are cousins at most."
9. "What white nonsense was that?"
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