10 Best Titus Andromedon Quotes
Start writing a post

If you're like me, you love watching "Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt!" on Netflix. Kimmy is the main star of the show but I can definitely say that her best friend Titus Andromedon is my favorite character. Here are a few quotes from Titus that I literally live for.

1. "But I already did something today!"

media.giphy.com

2. Mikey: "Are you breaking up with me?" Titus: "It's just one of the many small ways in which I am stronger than Beyonce." 

media.giphy.com

3. Kimmy: "Are you sure the other guy was gay? Titus: "Everybody's gay, Kimmy. It's the 90's!"

media.giphy.com

4. "You need to make like a thirty-year-old single woman and settle."

media.giphy.com

5. "I've decided to live as a bed from now on"

media.giphy.com

6. "I'm gonna exercise like those morons in that Olympic show!"

media.giphy.com

7. "I'm pretty but tough like a diamond. Or beef jerky in a ball gown."

media.giphy.com

8. Another black guy: "Word of advice, brother." Titus: "Sir, we are cousins at most."

media.giphy.com

9. "What white nonsense was that?"

media.giphy.com

10. "I'm lemonading."

media.giphy.com

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Featured

How Much Money Do You Need to Start A Franchise

If you are thinking about starting a new franchise, you probably wonder how much money you need to start a franchise? Franchises can be a very profitable business, but they are also quite complex than many people realize. Not only do you have to find a profitable niche in an already existing market, but you also must find the right franchise to operate in that niche.

24970

If you are thinking about starting a new franchise, you probably wonder how much money you need to start a franchise? Franchises can be a very profitable business, but they are also quite complex than many people realize. Not only do you have to find a profitable niche in an already existing market, but you also must find the right franchise to operate in that niche. If you aren't knowledgeable of how franchises work, this article will hopefully equip you with the information you need to determine the amount of money you need to invest in starting your own franchise.

Keep Reading... Show less
Featured

Sometimes I Prefer The World A Bit Blurry

Ignorance is actually pretty bliss...

66578
Photo by JERRYANG on Flickr

I have been wearing glasses since I was seven years old. When I was young, I loved wearing my glasses. Noticing each individual leaf on a tree or the distinct smile lines on my mother's face was an absolute dream. Now I prefer to take off my glasses at times, despite being considered legally blind. Twinkle lights glow brighter when blurred. It is easier to ignore the graying hairs when viewed in a softer light. All in all, the famous cliche "ignorance is bliss" couldn't be truer.

Keep Reading... Show less
Olivia White

"The American flag does not fly because the wind moves it. It flies from the last breath of each solider who died protecting it."

Keep Reading... Show less
Featured

Separation Anxiety in Pets

Separation anxiety in pets is a real thing and recognizing the warning signs is important.

518871

Since March, Covid-19 required most of the world to quarantine in their homes. Majority of people ended up working from home for nearly five months. This meant pet owners were constantly with their pets giving them attention, playing with them, letting them out etc. Therefore, when the world slowly started to open up again and pet owners began returning to normal life work schedules away from the home, pet owners noticed a difference in the way their pet acted. Many pets develop separation anxiety especially during this crazy time when majority people were stuck inside barely leaving the house.

Keep Reading... Show less
Facebook Comments