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10 Tinder Bios That Just Might Work

We all use it, but these guys have it down.

Shannon Booker

Nov 13, 2017

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So I spent a crap ton of time on Tinder......for research. I'm just trying to help you ladies out...I promise.

1. Its pronounced Aaron, not Aaron.

Either way you read it, this is hilarious.

2. I promise I’m less blurry in person.

Cool, glad to know that you aren't just a bunch of pixels IRL.

3. I'm the dirty bubble from Spongebob.

Right.

4. 2 best places in the world are a deer stand and a woman's arms.

Chipotle. Need I say more?

6. Wewww wewww thot police ur under arrest.

"I've been a bad bad girl who needs to be punished." -Hairspray

7. My cat made me download this.

He's just casually letting you know he has a cat.

8. Every day is leg day when you run from your problems.

Look we can go running together.

9. Once you go Persian there's no other version.

I showed everyone this. Literally everyone.

10. I've never had a dog because my parents said I was allergic….So yes I want to pet your dog.

Just help this poor guy out ladies.

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10 Tinder Bios That Just Might Work

We all use it, but these guys have it down.

1. Its pronounced Aaron, not Aaron.

2. I promise I’m less blurry in person.

3. I'm the dirty bubble from Spongebob.

4. 2 best places in the world are a deer stand and a woman's arms.

6. Wewww wewww thot police ur under arrest.

7. My cat made me download this.

8. Every day is leg day when you run from your problems.

9. Once you go Persian there's no other version.

10. I've never had a dog because my parents said I was allergic….So yes I want to pet your dog.

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College athletes, it's time we talk about sports hygiene.

1. It's just the basics.

2. Just an easy tip.

3. As a college student, I get it.

4. Time to be real.

5. Shower right after.

6. Another get real moment.

7. Take home your clothes.

8. Be nice!

9. Disinfect!

10. Just keep up with yourself.

What would I do without my mom?

1. “Good luck today! I believe in you and always will.”

2. “Everything will be OK.”

3. “Do you want to come home for the weekend?”

4. “Don’t stress! Stress causes pimples and we don’t want that!”

5. “Look out for a care package coming in the mail.”

6. “You are so bright; I know you can get through this."

7. “Take a break and relax for a little, you’ve been working so hard.”

8. “Go out with your friends, have some fun. Use your card, I will refill it.”

9. “Take a deep breath.”

10. “Everything will work out the way it's supposed to.”

11. "I love you."

She's got your back with everything that college throws at you.

1. Doctor.

2. Nutritionist.

3. Personal trainer.

4. Tutor.

5. Stylist.

6. Babysitter.

7. Therapist.

Just some relatable college student advice! Yes, you aren’t the only one!

1. Don’t buy Textbooks the first week of class.

2. Ratemyprofessor.com! PLEASE use it!

3. Don’t wear your lanyard or ID around your neck, it makes it obvious for everyone to know you’re a freshman.

4. Always bring a charger or headphones wherever you go.

5. Don’t miss out on the free food on campus.

6. You don’t always need to dress up…Trust Me!

7. Get More Involved!

8. Don’t feel pressured to hook-up with anyone.

9. The Freshman 15 is REAL! Don’t brush it off!

10. It’s OK to say NO!

11. Drinking / Partying doesn’t equal popularity.

12. Try to spend less time in your dorm.

13. It’s OK to change your major!

14. Always take an Uber or Lyft!

15. Never go to a party alone!

16. Start your resume early.

17. Keep your door open when in your room.

18. Get to know your professors.

19. You don’t really need an unlimited meal plan.

20. Procrastinate = LATE!

21. If you need to…sleep!

22. It’s also OK to say ‘no’ to going out all the time!

23. Take advantage of the free stuff on campus!

24. Not everyone in college drinks.

25. Community bathrooms aren’t THAT bad.

26. Please get along with your roommate.

27. Spotify/Apple Music Playlists!

28. Please clean your room frequently!

29. Please Go to Class….You’re paying for it!

30. Do the extra credit!

31. DON’T Pick 8 am Classes!

32. Use the resources on campus.

33. Eat at Dining Halls to save meals or even cook your own food.

34. Make sure to pick your classes on time!

35. Make every day count! College goes by QUICK!

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