Salem Saberhagen is Sabrina's sassy and slightly evil cat. He was once a human, but was turned into a cat when he tried to take over the world. His evil tendencies are still a great part of his personality, which tends result in a blatant disregard for others' thoughts and feelings. And this, ultimately, leads to hilarity. While Salem might be a cat with a desire to take over the world, his wise cracking antics are more similar to you than you think.

1. He just wants to be respected.

2. He understands your love of breakfast food.

3. And Cheetos.

4. And pizza.

5. And food in general.

6. He understands that food can be for celebration.

7. But also for coping.

8. And yet he still has confidence in his appearance.

9. He's not afraid to go after the things he wants... mostly food.

10. He's just as confused by social media and youth trends as you are.

11. He's no stranger to pints of ice cream in bed.

12. He too has made some bad fashion choices.

13. He's not afraid to be emotional.

14. He knows what it's like to have a useless degree.

15. He's always down for a good time.

16. He's experienced the post all nighter struggle.

17. He judges people as much as you do.