Three Hilarious Pranks to Pull on Your Sleeping Friends

Three Hilarious Pranks to Pull on Your Sleeping Friends

Sharpie on the forehead ain't got nothing on these bad boys.
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Have you ever slept over anyone's house? If you have, then you probably know you cannot be the first person to fall asleep, because if you are, odds are, you will be pranked. These pranks can range from putting the victim's hand into warm water to make them urinate themselves to drawing on the victim's face with Sharpie. These pranks are obviously very funny, but they're a little old. So, today, I'm going to give out some new, very funny pranks.

1. Egg Beater

This one is going to be a classic, I can feel it. It's not very hard to pull off either. In fact, there are two ways to do it! The classic way is to crack an egg open into your friend's sleeping mouth. This way, your buddy will get to feel like Rocky when Rocky is eating inedible food. The other version of this prank is the X-treme way. You need to be a bit more sneaky with this one. You need to find a way to actually put an egg in the victim's mouth. When it's in his/her mouth, push their cheeks in. They'll get that hilarious eggy sensation. You need to be cautious though. Your friend might choke on egg shell and that's a lawsuit you probably don't have time to deal with. If your pal gets mad at you, then just tell them to grow up. Screaming "It's just a prank bro!" will also work.

2. Funny Money

This one is quick and easy. You'll need a coin (preferably a quarter, but if you have sufficient funds, a 50 cent piece will work too), and some strong glue. Probably wood or gorilla glue. When your friend is asleep, put some glue on that coin and gently press against his/her head. Hold it long enough to make it stick. The goal is to make it an almost permanent inclusion to your friend's face. If your friend is able to get the coin off of his/her head, they might have a permanent mark on their head, so clearly this is a pretty good prank. It works even better if your friend has an important meeting the next day. They'll never know what hit them. Just remember, DO NOT admit that you were wrong. Your stick-in-the-mud friend will try to make you pay for the surgery to fix his/her forehead. Odds are you won't want to pay, so just don't admit you were wrong.

3. Mystery of the Moving Body

You need a heavy sleeper for this one. You also need to know of an area owned by a very crotchety elderly person, preferably a violent one. You and another fellow prankster need to take your friend and put them into this violent elderly person's backyard. Bonus points if your friend has no idea where this backyard is. Your idiot friend will wake up and have no idea what happened! Then the elderly person will come out and whack him/her with a cane! There is a way to make your friend think that he/she made a mistake and therefore will not blame you. If you strip them down to their underwear and somehow give them a headache, they will think they were drunk and blame themselves! Then, he/she will tell your their story and you will have to bite your lip from laughing! It's the definition of perfect.

There they are! Some fresh ideas for the imbecile who falls asleep first at the next sleepover!

Thanks for reading and I hope you enjoyed the read!

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The End Of The Semester As Told By Todd Chrisley

Because we're all a little dramatic like Todd sometimes.
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The last 3-4 weeks of every college student’s semester are always crazy hectic. We have last minute assignments, group projects, and exams all squeezed into the last few weeks before break.

Sometimes we all need a little humor, and sometimes we are all a little dramatic, so why not experience the last few weeks of the semester as told by the king of drama himself, Todd Chrisley of Chrisley Knows Best.

1. Sitting in class listening to your professor explain upcoming assignments/exams.

2. When your group project members refuse to do anything until the night before it's due or just show up the day of to present.


3. When you and your roommate try to cook with whatever few ingredients you have left in stock.

Because we definitely want to avoid going to the grocery store at the end of the semester if we can.

4. When your parents get tired of you calling them about every little inconvenience in your life.

5. Sitting down to work on assignments.


6. Your thoughts when the professor is telling you what they want from you out of an assignment.


7. When you've had about 30 mental breakdowns in 2 days.

8. Trying to search out the class for the right group members.

9. The last few days of classes where everyone and everything is getting on your nerves.

10. When your friend suggests going out but you're just done with the world.

11. This. On the daily.

12. When all you want to do is snuggle up and watch Christmas movies.


13. Studying and realizing you know nothing.


14. When your finals are over and it's finally time to go home for break.


You're finally back to your old self.

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The Breath of Solitude

A Poem With A Prologue // Polar Viewpoints.

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Prologue:


She smacks your parted lips,

sucking the dry,

open cracks to a seal.

Pumping energy into your chest

and sending a continuous shiver

from lung to navel.


You can't help but cough,

as your lungs tighten and twist.

Ringing the frosty sensation out –

slipping through your parted lips.


The same parted lips that

allowed her deliberate fingers

to crawl inside

where she can escape her own dimension

of solitude.




The Breath of Solitude


All I know

is solitude.


We chat

every day

in conversations that circulate

behind the backs

of the present.


Solitude grinds my coffee beans,

as we sit

with our legs crossed,

waiting for dawn

to explode over our opaque landscape.


Solitude runs my bath,

bubbling

as the Sun crashes

against the diminishing horizon.


But none of this is reality.

I am above

the dimension of reality.

Not theoretically,

but physically.

I am only a tool

to be used in the dimension

of your reality.

Drifting in and out,

twirling through your negative space.

My only purpose

is found through your breath;

but what do I do

when you stop breathing?


I wait for your fingers,

less deliberate than mine,

but filled with that

that I lack.


I cannot see the blood

that sloshes through the veins

in your innocent hands.

The blood that energizes

those fingers

upon which I wait.


But I know

the blood is there.

It isn't

what you do.

It isn't

the way you move.

Simply put,

it is

the way

that you exist.


The sheer fact

that you have a bursting burgundy waterfall

streaming,

not only through your fingers,

but engulfing all of you

in its rich,

rooted,

energy.


The only waterfall

that I encompass

is the waterfall

that you imagine.

I have no blood;

I have no way to exist.


And so I

wait for your fingers,

less deliberate than mine,

but filled with that

that I lack.


I wait for your fingers

to filter the heat

to a state of regulation,

a state of production,

a state in which I can exist.

The peach fuzz

that sleeps on the bridge of your nose

begins to rise

when your fingers initiate the flame.

The temperature reacts,

as would my heartbeat,

if I had a bursting burgundy waterfall,

or some type of life source

inhabiting my chest cavity.


As the heat

starts to melt

my metaphorical skin,

I become reality.

I don't have a face to smile,

or eyes to produce tears.

But I have thoughts.

I have words to say,

I have feelings to express.


I still can only drift,

in and out,

twirling through your negative space,

but now spiraling

into your positive space,

as well.


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