Tenting season is upon us again. Some people have been sleeping out since the second week in January while others have only been in Kville for a few nights. No matter your level of dedication, all tenters share a common bond: we really hate the University of North Carolina Chapel Hill. Even the name of the school takes too long to say. If you've ever endured the North Carolina winters from a tent, this article is for you.

1. This is going to be fun! I’ve gone camping before!

2. I really hate UNC, so I have to go to the game.

3. How am I supposed to find 12 people to sleep in the cold?

4. First night in Kville, what did I do to deserve this?

5. What if I don’t wake up for the tent check in the middle of the night?

6. I wish that tent would turn their music off. I’m trying to sleep.

7. It’s too cold. I give up. I’m never going to be able to sleep.

8. I can’t believe I slept through the whole night!

9. Sorry, I can’t get lunch. Or dinner. Or breakfast. I have a tenting shift.

10. Shoot, I have a midterm. Can someone cover my shift?

11. Anyone?

12. Please give us grace. It’s freezing, and I have work to do.

13. How are 12 people supposed to fit in this two-person tent for p-checks?

14. P-checks are going to be freezing. I just want to get my three the first night.

15. What if they only call two checks the first night?

16. I can’t wait to send Carolina to Hell. Got to hell Carolina, go to hell! DDMF!