Heaven on Earth: Target.

This is the wonderful place where you can grab a Starbucks, buy groceries and art supplies, and even meet fellow Target goers along the way. The very first steps in the door are the last steps to seeing the outside world for at least a couple of hours. You only plan to walk in and walk out but there is no such thing. Target reels you in with the brand-new inventory, employee khaki pants, and endless aisles of goods you never thought you would need or desire. These are just some of the many thoughts that every person who goes to Target has thought about before.

Go to Target, splurge, spend some money you know you don't have and pile all your purchases in the car. You deserve it!

1. *Screeching wheels as the car turns into the Target parking lot*

2. SOOO many pedestrians, please walk faster.

3. Why is this place so busy? It's one o'clock in the afternoon.

4. Do I want to park on the grocery side or the side with the $3 or less section?

5. *Drives around in circles to find the closest parking spot*

6. I only need a few things, stick to the list.

7. STICK TO THE LIST.

8. I should have parked on the grocery side.

9. Look at that purse!

10. *Orders a venti vanilla iced coffee*

11. I am going to go get a shopping cart. A basket is way too small.

12. Ends up grabbing 2 things off the list.

13. *Speed walks past the "20 items or less" checkout line*

14. Do I really need this waffle maker?

15. One more lap around the store, I think I missed an aisle, then I'm going home.

16. Okay, it's time to check out - no more shopping.

17. "Oh my go-", KEEP WALKING

18. Which side of the store do I want to check out on?

19. I think I'll get some popcorn, it smells so good!

20. Did that cashier just call me by my name?

21. *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep*...

22. Total: $186.74, sorry not sorry.

23. How is it already dark outside? Was I really in there that long?

24. Great, where did I park?

25. Ahh, finally home.

26. *Starts going through purchases*

27. I don't even remember buying this.

28. I forgot to buy makeup remover wipes.

29. It's fine, I guess I will have to go back tomorrow!

We as Target lovers have to make grand decisions when it comes to the stores we shop at. Ultimately, Target will always be our go to, we can buy groceries then head over to the electronics and pick out a printer if we want to. The possibilities are endless and so are the purchases. Target allows us to be carefree and really lets us know what it’s like to live. Target gives the people what they want. I find it funny that being able to spend a lump sum of money at Target is acceptable because everyone understands that once you enter Target there is no way you’re walking out of there with nothing in hand.