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Oct 31, 2016

Thoughts That Go Through Your Head While Sitting At IHOP At 10PM

Mac and cheese? You can get that at IHOP? Yes, you can!!! And it's safe to say that I've gotten lots of people hooked in the past couple months and I have no regrets. And as I'm sitting at my IHOP table at 10 on a Tuesday night, it is only fitting that we discuss it properly. Below are some of my late night thoughts about IHOP that correspond quite well with my thoughts in general. If you're hooked by the end, there is always room to squeeze more people into the car.

Is it too late for breakfast?

I wonder if I can get the senior discount for being the only one here.

Will I bring my kids here in 10 years?

Will the waiter spit in my food since we are here an hour before closing?

What is the cutoff age on the kids menu?

Can I still order off of it?

Will our waiter judge me for ordering fruit as my side dish?

Should I ask for an IHOP gift card for Christmas?

How many pancakes can I get with a $20 gift card?

I need to remember to put that on my Christmas list.

How much money have I spent on pancakes in the past two months?

Too much.

I think my bank account is overdrawn.

This is sad and hard.

#strugglebus

I'm gonna get a kids Mac and cheese.

Will my waiter judge me if I get that?

Should I get two?

It's only like a few hundred calories.

Maybe I'll get one for here and one to go.

Breakfast tomorrow!!

What makes this Mac and cheese so different from all the rest?

It's all Kraft I think.

TELL ME ALL YOUR SECRETS IHOP.

Why are there so many syrup options?

Who even likes butter pecan syrup?

I wonder if Obama ever goes to IHOP.

If I were President everyone would eat IHOP for free all the time.

But then IHOP would go out of business.

Sorry IHOP.

IHOP FOR PRESIDENT!!!!

Do you think they take venmo?

Do they take starving sophomores looking for love and Mac and cheese?

This Mac and cheese is SO GOOD.

SOOOOOO GOOD.

I'm gonna make an IHOP foodstagram.

Follow for follow!!

Only if you like IHOP though.

*Changes Facebook status to "It's complicated" with this Mac and cheese.

Maybe I should be an IHOP waiter for Halloween.

This is why I'm single.

No more Mac and cheese for this gal.

I think I'm gonna order a second portion.

Is it too late to order pancakes?

Shoutout to IHOP for always helping me come hungry and leave happy.

I love you, IHOP.

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