15 Thoughts Every Girl Has In A Tanning Bed

15 Thoughts Every Girl Has In A Tanning Bed

"Haha, imagine if I got stuck."

If you have ever been in a tanning bed, you know it is easily the most boring 10 minutes of your life, and some beds are even longer than that! Unless you have a really good playlist of songs or you can take a quick nap, you usually just lay there, staring at the lights while the bed whirs and colors your skin. Here's just a few thoughts every girl has while in a tanning bed:

1) I hope I put enough lotion on... maybe I should get out and put on more...

No matter how much you think you used, you should always use more. Somehow its better and you get more tan.

2) Maybe if I keep the fan on I’ll sweat more and burn more calories….Okay nope can’t do it with the fan on.

It gets way too hot in these beds to have that fan off, no matter how many calories you could burn.

3) Maybe if I put the towel under my head, I can make a little pillow!

And when there are no towels? Well, that is just a disaster and you have to make do with your hair or shirt.

4) Haha, imagine if I got stuck.

Whenever this thought crosses my mind, I have to lift the bed a little bit to make sure it'll still open and will let me out.

5) Do you think I'm tan yet?

No, 10 minutes is not enough time to become a new shade.

6) Do you think they cleaned this bed? They have to, right?

Although it is on their list of things they have to do, you always wipe it down right before you get in anyway.Just to be sure...

7) Let me put this in my Snapchat story! Cute little emoji... perfect!

Every girl has done this picture at least once.

8) Do you think they can hear me singing? Oh well...

The employees will be getting their own personal rock show today!

9) Is it illegal to tan twice in one day?

Yes, yes it is,...though it doesn't stop you from thinking you can get away with it though.

10) If I don't move, I can't get weird tan lines.

I speak from experience that this is not a true fact though it doesn't stop me from testing it out.

11) I hope my goggles don’t give me a raccoon tan.

One can only pray...

12) I’ve only been in here for 5 minutes, are you serious?

Beauty and perfection take time!

13) $80 lotion are they serious? Oh my gosh, it smells like pina coladas! Okay, yes, I'm buying a bottle.

Lotions are ridiculously over priced, but that will not stop you from having the nicest smelling one, like Snooki's brand... because Snooki.

14) Am I even getting tan? Is this doing anything?

Despite popular belief, it is doing something.

15) Ugh, finally I’m done. And I burnt my butt….

Always. Never fails.

A special thanks to my friend Liza who helped me think of these!

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19 Things I Have Learned Before Turning 19

You won't be 19 forever.

Turning 19 can either be exciting or just another year getting older. As I am turning 19 in less then two weeks, I am going to take the opportunity to have 19 be the age of change, fun, and learning from what I have experienced throughout the past 18 years of my life. Here are 19 lessons I have learned that I will be keeping in the back of my mind for the future.

1. Stop caring about what other people think about you

You learn this the hard way (I still am learning). Honestly, everyone says bad things about everyone and they gossip about you behind your back. You have flaws. The people that talk about you have flaws. No one's perfect, so don't care about what other people think about you because your life will become miserable and trust me, it will.

2. Treat people the way they treat you

I mean I know this sounds mean, but coming from a person that is always nice to everyone, even when they are being really horrible to you, you just get tired of being treated like crap and want to show everyone that you aren't always going to be nice to them. If they treat you like you're no one, you do the same. You deserve to be treated better and deserve better people in your life.

3. Trust Wisely

I used to trust people that in the end stabbed me in the back. You have to be careful about who you trust, even when it comes family and friends. Trust wisely

4. Be yourself

I have come to a point in my life where I can't just please everyone and they just have to deal with who I am as a person. I am fed up always changing myself for people who don't even stay in my life in the long run. It's time to have people like me for who I am, not because I'll change and be the person they want me to be.

5. Be grateful for the little things

The little things in life are the ones to be grateful for. A simple compliement from a complete stranger or holding the door for someone else, can make your day.

6. Find time for yourself

Yes, family and friends are important, work and social life is important and the list can go on. However, you need to relax and have for yourself too.

7. Be open-minded

Try new things. Meet new people. Do something that is out of your comfort zone. Again, life is too short and you need to live.

8. Be the friend that everyone wants you to be

You are a great person, just find people who appreciate you for you

9. Be positive

From personal experience, life sucks when you are always negative.

10. Have fun

A little partying and staying out late never hurt anyone.

11. Live your life to the fullest

You won't be able to go back in time and do this all over again. Have fun now.

12. Hard work will pay off

You may want to give up now, but it's so worth it in the end. Don't give up, you'll become successful one day.

13. Don't worry about the little things

Worrying about everything can take a drain on you. Stop worrying about everything and live little.

14. Get the toxic people out of your life

These people are draining the life out of you and are making you miserable. They probably don't even care about you as much as you think they do. Get the toxic people out of your life before they hurt you more.

15. Don't settle for less

You deserve the best, so don't settle for anything less.

16. Find people you are down to do anything

Find people that you can instantly connect to and when you, don't ever let them go. They may give you the best time of your life and you'll have the best memories.

17. Never take anything for granted

They say you don't what you had until you lose it. Take this saying into consideration and never take anything for granted.

18. Do whatever you want

It's your life, your rules, your dreams; it's anything you want it to be. Do whatever makes you happy and have fun. Take risks in life, but not something you'll regret in the future.

19. Learn to love yourself

You can't be truly happy until you love yourself and happy with who you are as person. Learn to love yourself before you let someone else love you.

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7 Quotes That Will Motivate You After Spring Break

It can be hard to bounce right back into classes after a week off, and this will help.

Spring break is a time to relax and not stress about the past few months and mentally prepare yourself for the rest of the semester. However, jumping back into the swing of things can be hard, especially if you went all break without even thinking about the four assignments and two tests you have next week.

1. “The secret of getting ahead is getting started” –Mark Twain

This quote is really the push you need to start thinking about how and what you can do to get yourself ready and start doing the things that matter. It may not even be about getting ahead, but just the idea of getting started requires the most effort.

2. “What you do today can improve all your tomorrows” –Ralph Marston

You may not think so, but by doing simple things every day you could be making the future you much happier. This could include eating better, getting more sleep, or even doing an assignment the day it was assigned simply because you have the time.

3. “By failing to prepare you are preparing to fail.” –Benjamin Franklin

This could go for a lot of situations, whether you fail to prepare for a test and get a not-so-amazing grade, or you just continually procrastinate and set yourself up for a less than perfect interview, it’s important to recognize the necessity of preparation.

4. “Go for it now. The future is promised to no one.” –Wayne Dyer

Now is the time to reach our goals and do whatever it takes to reach them. So why not take the chances that come your way? If there’s even the slightest possibility of a positive outcome you might as well take the chance.

5. “Big results require big ambitions.” –Heraclitus

The only way to reach for the dreams you have is to be ambitious and want what’s best for you and your future. To be successful and find the results you want, it all starts with your mindset.

6. “Quality is not an act, it is a habit.” –Aristotle

This is one of my favorites because it requires you to constantly think about how your actions affect the work you produce. A strong work ethic is more important than any other product you can make.

7. “The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph” –Thomas Paine

You hear this one a lot, the harder you work and the more difficult the circumstances, the better the payoff will feel. This is true on most levels, but most importantly it is you who is the conflict and getting it through your mind that you are the only obstacle from every victory is the true triumph.

Hopefully, these will bring you some motivation to get through the rest of midterms and push through the second half of the semester. I find that every now and then finding a good quote to stick with can really change your outlook on how to tackle problems, whether they’re with classes or another mental block.

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