JCW - Java City Worker
JCC - Java City Customer
JCW: Hi what can I get you?
(OHGOD I HAVE A 1500 WORD PAPER DUE AT MIDNIGHT
AND I HAVEN’T EVEN STARTED IT.
BUT DON’T LET IT SHOW BECAUSE FAY WILL
BE DISAPPOINTED)
*keeps smiling*
JCC: Can I get a Cookies & Cream Javalanche?
JCW: Sure! (Did he just say it like Javalanch-AYE instead of like an avalanche? What are you,
some kind of bougie cookie coffee connoisseur? I’m judging you.)
Vanilla or coffee base? (Please say coffee.)
JCC: Vanilla.
JCW: (Great.) Do you want whipped cream? (Please say no.)
JCC: Yes.
JCW: (Awesome.) Anything else for you?
JCC: Ummmm... *looks at bakery case*
JCW: (Really? As if you haven’t been in line waiting for 10 minutes and you just now
look at the bakery case?) **rolling eyes emoji**
JCC: Can I get a cookie?
JCW: Yeah! Anything else(Please be done.)
JCC: That should be it. *hands ID*
JCW: $5.86 is your total.
JCC: Hey, I kind of know you. Can I get it for free?
JCW: (We had one class together freshman year to which you asked me for the
homework over dm and never acknowledged my existence after that. HELL
NO.) *fake laugh* Us workers don’t even get stuff for free!
*scans card and waits for what feels like hours
for the computer to calculate to the simple task
of RINGING UP AN ORDER*
*finally done*
Here you go.
JCC: Thanks.
Fay: *comes out of nowhere and starts order*
JCC: So have you guys been super busy today?
JCW: (Can he not see I have a line of about 134857395 people after him?)
Yeah, it’s all in the morning though; it’s pretty quiet after lunch.
*smoothly takes next order with him standing next to the register
because he apparently doesn’t know how the Java City line works*
JCC: Gotcha. Hey could you add a little extra Oreos in that Javalanche?
JCW: (I was going to..but just because you asked, NO.)
Let me see what I can do.
*politely/snarkily laughs*
(What should I eat for lunch? One of those biscuit breakfast sandwiches
sounds kinda good.)
JCC: Did she use the vanilla base?
JCW: (Did he really just ask if Fay messed up his order? Fay is to Java City what
Adele did to music on the radio: made it better.)
She made it right. I watched her.
(Dick.)
Fay: Cookies and cream Javalanche!
JCC: Thanks!
JCW: Have a good day!
(Please don't come back tomorrow.)
