We all love subway but we all hate the line. Sometimes, you are left wishing you could hop over that glass divider, shove the worker aside, and make the sandwich yourself. Unfortunately, society is lame and that is highly frowned upon by both Subway and every health code ruler ever. Instead, we are left cringing and feeling slightly hopeless as we watch the sandwich artist (yes, that's the real job title) skimp on banana peppers and drown your sandwich in sauce when you asked for JUST. ONE. SWIPE. By the end of our visit, we are left wondering:

Is this bread even six inches long?

Hold up. Let me grab my ruler. Do you really expect me to believe that leftover half a loaf is a full six inches?

How many other sandwiches have you touched with those gloves?

I just saw you make someone else's salami sandwich. I don't like salami. The essence of salami is on your gloves. This will ruin my sandwich.

Are you seriously only going to give me five banana peppers?

No, it's a Subway rule. A foot-long gets six banana peppers, six olives, six tomatoes, etc. I think it's time for a revolt.

And in contrast...

Goodbye my dear sandwich. Sorry they just DROWNED you in sauce.

I don't like excess sauce, so when I ask for one swipe of sauce, I mean one swipe of sauce. So many times I go in asking for one swipe and they just keep on going and going until you can no longer see the actual sandwich.

I CANNOT wait to eat this.