You go home for thanksgiving, and it's one of your favorite times of the year. There's food, family, friends, wine, pie, and everything in between. You needed a break from school and the stress to mentally prepare for finals, and you can't think of a better place than sitting around the dinner table with your family and friends. Oh. Wait. But you can think of a place that is better than sitting around the table. Literally anywhere else. The family fights ensue, grandma starts questioning your relationship status, and the wine run out before you're even done with the salad.

1. What's for dessert?

2. Who's going to start the first family fight?

3. Why does every single one of my cousins have significant others?

4. And why does Grandma care that I don't?

5. Where is the wine?

6. I should have worn bigger pants.

7. Did my aunt really make that, or is it from HEB?

8. I cannot wait to nap after this meal.

9. I wonder who is going to walk out of thanksgiving angry.

10. At least I'm getting a good food and some good football.