Sunburn season is almost over, though! Praise Jesus.
1. "Why is aloe vera so expensive?!"

2. "Looks like its another cold shower for me, then."

3. "I'm convinced sunscreen is a sham."

5. "Please don't touch me, please don't touch me, ple- OUCH."

"I wonder if red on red will clash...okay yeah...say goodbye to that red shirt."

6. "Do I really have to go outside and get the mail?"

7. "So help me god, if you slap me..."

8. "I should just give up my dream of having a sun-kissed tan..."

9. "Can I fill the tub with aloe vera?"

10. "Yes that SPF 30 will definitely help, thanks! Not."

11. "I'll just stick to being pale."



















