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25 Things I'd Rather Do Than Drink A Pumpkin Spice Latte

It's that time of year again!!

Sep 18, 2018

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It's almost fall (the best season by far, don't get me wrong) again and you know what that means: Pumpkin Spice Latte season. It's everywhere — in candles, loaves of bread, I even saw pumpkin spice Frosted Flakes the other day. But the most important PSL flavored thing around is the coffee (obviously.)

People go absolutely nuts when this Starbucks drink gets reintroduced every year. Starbucks even released it early this year so people were going even more nuts.

Honestly, I don't get the hype. I've tasted the latte and it's alright, but I've had better coffee. In my ~very~ unpopular opinion Pumpkin Spice Lattes aren't good and the world would continue to turn without them, but since they do exist, here are 25 things I'd rather do than drink one.

1. Give the class a fun fact about myself

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2. Listen to Justin Beiber songs a continuous loop

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3. Have to survive the summer without air conditioning

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4. Only be able to watch daytime soap operas for TV for the rest of my life

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5. Listen to Christmas music all year round

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Yes, this is a bad thing

6. Run a marathon

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7. Clean my entire house with a toothbrush

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8. Use that same toothbrush to brush my teeth

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9. Laundry for my entire family

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10. Wash dishes with slimy, unknown food particles still stuck to them

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11. Shave my head

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12. Watch only Nicholas Cage movies for the rest of my life

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13. Walk barefoot through a fire ant bed

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14. Go Black Friday shopping

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This too is a bad thing...

15. Always be stuck behind someone driving five miles an hour below the speed limit

16. Have a pop quiz every time I go to class

17. Have lemon juice poured into my eyes

18. Always feel a popcorn kernel stuck between my teeth

19. Only be able to wear soaking wet socks

20. Have my teeth pulled with no anesthetic

21. Get braces again

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22. Always feel like I have to sneeze

23. Always have a rock stuck in my shoe

24. Relive middle school

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25. Count blades of grass

Enjoy your Pumpkin Spice everything!

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It's that time of year again!!

1. Give the class a fun fact about myself

2. Listen to Justin Beiber songs a continuous loop

3. Have to survive the summer without air conditioning

4. Only be able to watch daytime soap operas for TV for the rest of my life

5. Listen to Christmas music all year round

6. Run a marathon

7. Clean my entire house with a toothbrush

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9. Laundry for my entire family

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11. Shave my head

12. Watch only Nicholas Cage movies for the rest of my life

13. Walk barefoot through a fire ant bed

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15. Always be stuck behind someone driving five miles an hour below the speed limit

16. Have a pop quiz every time I go to class

17. Have lemon juice poured into my eyes

18. Always feel a popcorn kernel stuck between my teeth

19. Only be able to wear soaking wet socks

20. Have my teeth pulled with no anesthetic

21. Get braces again

22. Always feel like I have to sneeze

23. Always have a rock stuck in my shoe

24. Relive middle school

25. Count blades of grass

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