1. You're mourning the loss of the North Side Bistro this year.

Long live their grilled cheese and quesadillas. You will be forever missed.

2. You know you can't get too excited about the Starbucks on campus because you know it isn't legit.

Don't even try to use your gift cards or order a green tea frap.

3. The football team is so widely disliked that the school had to give out free food in order for people to come to the first game.

4. The Upper Deck omelettes are the perfect remedies for Saturday mornings.

5. Miller and S'ville are more our mascots than Skully.

6. You can eat the Galley chicken fingers every day and never get tired of them.

So addicting.

7. You DON'T know what the Campus Grille is like because no one ever goes.

8. You hate that fence in the quad because it forces you to take a five-minute detour just to go around it.

9. You know you can't swim in the pond without catching a few diseases.

10. Walking up the hill to Pucillo is a death wish.

So steep.

11. If you lived in Gaige when you were a freshman, you shed a tear every time you pass by the wreckage.

12. You don't understand why so many people ride unicycles around campus.

13. The library is like a second home.

14. The Sugar Bowl is best at 11 p.m. to 1 a.m.

Cheese fries and a milkshake are always the way to go.

15. Parking is usually a nightmare.

16. You forget The Cove even exists most of the time.

17. You know that the blue emergency lights are out in the worst places.

18. The Hub at Millersville, contrary to most schools, is actually a church, but they give out Jesus Dogs and have French Toast Fridays.

19. You've feared for your life on the trolley once or twice.

20. Eating near the pond always ends with squirrels harassing you for food.

21. You know what "SMC" means and use it on a daily, if not hourly, basis.

22. You also know what HOPI means.

23. You know Millersville is da bomb.