! Everyone has seen Girl Code- the show about women and how to deal with it. I decided to add a list of topics that I think female comedians would be hilarious talking about.

1) Zits- how the fuck do I get rid of these fuckers?

2) Going to the bathroom- do I hover? What happens if I need to use a cardboard tampon? Is the Chamber of Secrets in here?

3) Being Slutty- why is it that the only day I can wear my latex bodysuit is on Halloween or in the bedroom?

4) Breaking up- what do I do? what's a boy? do I listen to music and cry?

5) Girl breakups- why do these hurt more than a regular breakup?

6) Ian Somerhalder- Idk I'm in love with him and I'd like to hear what they have to say about him.

7) Working out- how do I end up looking like a Victoria's Secret Angel? Are deadlifts supposed to hurt?

8) Feeling ugly- every girl feels ugly sometime but can I hear about these comedians feeling ugly?

9) Harry Potter- another one of my favorite I think comedians would be hilarious talking about Harry's "wand"

10) Injuries- one time my friend sprained my thumb during half time of the game I was cheering at, and my coach didn't believe me because I was laughing.

11) Pooping- does anyone else take 10 minutes out of their day to sit and relax on the toilet?

12) College- I definitely check out other girls outfits when walking around on campus to see if I'm the ugliest one.

13) Dogs- I can't be the only one who is obsessed with puppers.

14) Budgeting- is it really as hard as I think it is?

15) Vampires and Werewolves- are they real? I think they are.

16) Zombie Apocalypse- it's 100% really going to happen eventually.

17) Target- what's good in Target? Or as I like to say: Tar-Jay

18) Frat boys- I don't think this was covered on the show, but it should've been. How do I get out without being roofied?

19) Living with your parents again- I definitely needed some comedic advice when I moved home in October.

20) Guy code- I'm 99% sure that Guy Code is worse off than girl code is.