Recently, an Alabama student released an article providing reasons for why Alabama is a better school than Clemson. Rather than fight back with obvious reasons for why Clemson is always better (we have a higher ranked 2018 recruiting class, just sayin'), here are some things I'd much rather do than attend the University of Alabama:
1. Wear low-rise jeans
2. Forget the existence of every Vine I've ever watched
3. Eat a tide pod
4. Sign up for all 8 am classes
5. Lick the floor of a frat house
6. Attend the University of South Carolina
Okay, debatable.
7. Show up to Chipotle, only for there to be an extreme shortage of guac
8. Listen to Nickelback on repeat
9. Walk to class in the pouring rain without a rain jacket
10. Shower only in cold water
11. Try to find an available parking spot on campus
12. Eat dining hall food for the rest of my life
13. Go without napping for a straight week
14. Cancel my Netflix subscription
15. Participate in email chainmail
16. Hit every red light while running errands
17. Hold a conversation with Lil Pump
18. Walk uphill in every direction
19. Drink orange juice after brushing my teeth
20. Shave off my left eyebrow
21. Drink a Four Loko
22. Have my car break down on 85
23. Open the washing machine to see my laundry has been stolen
24. Never pet a dog again
25. Get hit in the head with a full, flying beer can at a darty
26. Listen to Ross Geller say, "We were on a break!"
27. Attend a Taylor Swift concert
28. Drink expired milk
29. Drive around a crowded parking garage for hours upon hours
30. Listen to people cough extremely hard during an exam
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
