40 Things I'd Believably Rather Do Than Sit In Class These Last 3 Weeks
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40 Things I'd Believably Rather Do Than Sit In Class These Last 3 Weeks

I'd rather do a lot.

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40 Things I'd Believably Rather Do Than Sit In Class These Last 3 Weeks
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There are two to three weeks left, the weather is (on occasion) getting warmer, and the absolute last thing that anyone wants to do is sit through class. At this point in the semester, it feels like even the most unpleasant activity is a way better alternative than going to class, and you just know that it's gonna get so much worse as finals week creeps up. When the pool opens up and it's sunny out, but yet here you are spending hours in the library studying for finals and then going, class.

There are hundreds of things that I would rather do than go to class at this point in time so I will share 40 of them.

1. Get punched in the face by John Cena

2. Have someone pour hand sanitizer on a paper cut that was just given to me

3. Run a 5K in 100º heat

4. Go to the dentist and get a filling without novocaine

5. Sit through standstill hour-long traffic

6. Cut 10 onions with my eyes glued open

7. Be forced to watch curling

8. Eat ONLY baby food for a week straight

9. Get so sunburned I can't move

10. Clean a public mall restroom with no gloves

11. Come in contact with a hungry grizzly bear alone

12. Shave not both, but only one eyebrow off

13. Eat a live cicada

14. Have holes on my big toe cut in each one of my socks

15. Crack my iPhone screen and have it cut my finger each time I swipe to unlock

16. Be limited to only watching Teletubbies for the rest of my life

17. Get shampoo in my eye whilst showering

18. Fold endless amounts of laundry

19. Stub my toe five times over

20. Copy the dictionary in cursive writing

21. Slam my hip on the kitchen counter

22. Go through my entire day with wet sleeves

23. Hit my head against the drywall multiple times

24. Read Shakespeare backward aloud

25. Eat a Tide Pod (lol jk)

26. Pay for an uneven haircut

27. Be forced to drink pickle juice

28. Accidentally swallow a spider in my sleep

29. Take a freezing cold shower

30. Be forced to listen to a class of third graders play the recorder

31. Have a dog lick peanut butter off my right foot

32. Get a hug from a sweaty sumo wrestler

33. Step on a Lego

34. Squirt a lemon in my eye

35. Fall asleep with one nostril clogged

36. Order and eat pineapple pizza

37. Memorize The Declaration of Independence word for word

38. Stare at pictures of Tom Cruise's asymmetrical face

39. Write a 10-page paper about why I love glue sticks

40. Be locked in a room and forced to smell dog farts for hours

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