30 Things I Will Never Do Again
Start writing a post
Entertainment

30 Things I Will Never Do Again

Take it from the expert on dumb behavior.

12
30 Things I Will Never Do Again
ADF International

I don’t have much experience of success in my twenty one years of life, but I definitely have someone accumulated a variety of things that I am sure that I will never do again. Here’s a list of 30 things I would highly advise against doing.

  1. Fall asleep on a beach without sunscreen
  2. Test how waterproof a phone really is
  3. Ride a spinning ride after eating lunch
  4. Pierce a genital
  5. Buy a cheap bike lock
  6. Put off a research paper until the last day
  7. Attempt to drink 21 drinks in one night
  8. NOT SAVE MY HOMEWORK BEFORE MY LAPTOP DIES
  9. Pour gasoline on a fire to get it to light
  10. Stop taking an SSRI cold turkey
  11. Beer before liquor…
  12. Go grocery shopping when hungry
  13. Click on something tagged NSFW … at work
  14. Eat collard greens
  15. Date someone out of loneliness and not for love
  16. Attempt to go a whole day at Cedar Point without eating lunch
  17. Enter a wasabi eating contest
  18. Enter a ghost pepper eating contest (IT WAS IN THE SAME WEEK. DID I LEARN? NO)
  19. Take a spin class
  20. Not believe a kid when they say they saw a masked man outside
  21. Visit a cemetery at midnight
  22. Stay with someone who cheats
  23. Polyamory
  24. Work out on empty stomach
  25. Drink 4Loko
  26. "I don't have to write it down, I'll remember!"
  27. Take a caffeine pill
  28. Eat collard greens
  29. Apply Gold Bond to raw thighs
  30. Canoe up a river
Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Student Life

Waitlisted for a College Class? Here's What to Do!

Dealing with the inevitable realities of college life.

39509
college students waiting in a long line in the hallway
StableDiffusion

Course registration at college can be a big hassle and is almost never talked about. Classes you want to take fill up before you get a chance to register. You might change your mind about a class you want to take and must struggle to find another class to fit in the same time period. You also have to make sure no classes clash by time. Like I said, it's a big hassle.

This semester, I was waitlisted for two classes. Most people in this situation, especially first years, freak out because they don't know what to do. Here is what you should do when this happens.

Keep Reading...Show less
a man and a woman sitting on the beach in front of the sunset

Whether you met your new love interest online, through mutual friends, or another way entirely, you'll definitely want to know what you're getting into. I mean, really, what's the point in entering a relationship with someone if you don't know whether or not you're compatible on a very basic level?

Consider these 21 questions to ask in the talking stage when getting to know that new guy or girl you just started talking to:

Keep Reading...Show less
Lifestyle

Challah vs. Easter Bread: A Delicious Dilemma

Is there really such a difference in Challah bread or Easter Bread?

24068
loaves of challah and easter bread stacked up aside each other, an abundance of food in baskets
StableDiffusion

Ever since I could remember, it was a treat to receive Easter Bread made by my grandmother. We would only have it once a year and the wait was excruciating. Now that my grandmother has gotten older, she has stopped baking a lot of her recipes that require a lot of hand usage--her traditional Italian baking means no machines. So for the past few years, I have missed enjoying my Easter Bread.

Keep Reading...Show less
Adulting

Unlocking Lake People's Secrets: 15 Must-Knows!

There's no other place you'd rather be in the summer.

950134
Group of joyful friends sitting in a boat
Haley Harvey

The people that spend their summers at the lake are a unique group of people.

Whether you grew up going to the lake, have only recently started going, or have only been once or twice, you know it takes a certain kind of person to be a lake person. To the long-time lake people, the lake holds a special place in your heart, no matter how dirty the water may look.

Keep Reading...Show less
Student Life

Top 10 Reasons My School Rocks!

Why I Chose a Small School Over a Big University.

129054
man in black long sleeve shirt and black pants walking on white concrete pathway

I was asked so many times why I wanted to go to a small school when a big university is so much better. Don't get me wrong, I'm sure a big university is great but I absolutely love going to a small school. I know that I miss out on big sporting events and having people actually know where it is. I can't even count how many times I've been asked where it is and I know they won't know so I just say "somewhere in the middle of Wisconsin." But, I get to know most people at my school and I know my professors very well. Not to mention, being able to walk to the other side of campus in 5 minutes at a casual walking pace. I am so happy I made the decision to go to school where I did. I love my school and these are just a few reasons why.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments