It's that time of year, again - the back to university madness. For some, this is the best time of the year and for others, it's dreaded for a hot minute. No matter your thoughts on going back to school, there are positives and negatives about the whole thing. From roommates to boys to missing your mom to an overwhelming syllabus, here are 45 things college girls say every September after they step back on their college campus.
1. Do classes really need to start?
2. I wonder if my roommates are weird
3. I wonder if my roommates will think I'M weird
4. I wish I brought my car
5. ...But I don't even have to money to afford gas
6. I wonder how to food in the café is
7. Will people judge me if I wear sweatpants on the first day of classes?
8. Will I want to die if I take an 8AM?
9. I'm totally going to trip going into class
10. Is this professor for real?
11. This syllabus is bogus
12. How strict is this professor on attendance?
13. I wonder if I hit my head hard enough on the desk I'll be able to get excused from class
14. Why didn't I pack a granola bar?
15. Of course the giraffe-sized guy had to sit in front of me
26. That giraffe-sized guy is kinda cute, even if he blocks my view
17. Why are the front row seats the only ones open?
18. What, exactly, is my insanely-high tuition paying for?
19. If I get married, I get a crazy discount on tuition
20. ...But none of these guys are hubby material
21. I miss my mom
22. I wonder what my mom is up to
23. I should call my mom
24. I wonder if professors know that we can't write as fast as they show PowerPoints
25. What is a Juul and why are they everywhere?
26. Will the professor see if I'm sleeping?
27. ...At this point, I really don't care
28. If attendance isn't mandatory, I'll never see this class again
29. Do I *really* need a college education?
30. ...I mean, if Steve Jobs didn't get a degree then I shouldn't have to either
31. If my roommate doesn't stop blaring music after quiet hours, I'm going to scream
32. Should I eat the healthy food in my mini fridge or order pizza again?
33. Do I get a good night's sleep or make late-night memories?
34. I wonder if I'll meet my soulmate this semester
35. Is this professor serious about an essay due every week?
36. I miss my dog
37. I wonder what my dog is up to
38. This textbook probably costs more than my life
39. Instead of building another sports structure, maybe add some extra parking for commuters
40. Is it too soon to drop out?
41. Why does everyone wear Birkenstocks?
42. Maybe if I bring my professor a coffee, she won't mark me late
43. When can I go back to sleep?
44. College is the worst
45. Okay, maybe college isn't that bad
