25 Things Every Babysitter Says
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25 Things Every Babysitter Says

Babysitting in a nut shell

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25 Things Every Babysitter Says
  1. Why are you naked?
  2. Put that knife down!
  3. I need an adultier adult
  4. Where did you find a marker?!?!
  5. How do you know that word?
  6. Do not throw that chicken nugget!
  7. Just let me love you
  8. What is in your mouth?
  9. Where did you get a pickle?
  10. LET ME PEE IN PEACE
  11. Stop sitting on her face
  12. Where did that bruise come from?
  13. Don’t pee in the tub!
  14. We don’t draw on the floor!
  15. If you take your diaper off again you are going to bed
  16. Don’t make me call your mom!
  17. Give me my phone back
  18. Who locked her in the closet?
  19. Are you tired yet?
  20. Get off the back of the sofa
  21. This show makes no sense
  22. Say “but why” one more time
  23. Please get your foot off of my face
  24. We have watched this 12 times today, pick something else
  25. Stop licking your sister
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