Have you ever wondered what type of potato chip you are? You'd think there's be a quiz about it already.

The Lay Chip

People who are Lays are half person and half air. They are always in the middle of the action, but don't really know how to act. It's almost like Lays are the people who sit in the corner of the college party to pet the dog. They are lackadaisical and are always in two mental places at once.

The Dorito

Doritos are the party. They always have very rambunctious personalities and are extremely decisive. They also have very stubborn opinions (like there is no contest, the Blue Doritos are the best). They have a natural aptitude for pigging out when they are bored, and are always over-stimulated.

The Tostito

Tostitos are loved by everyone, but they come with some baggage. Tostitos are never too far away from their cheese or salsa, and it makes hanging out with them somewhat difficult. You can't really pull them away from the cheese. Stay away from those scoops. They always need someone with them.

Pretzels

Pretzels are boring. They are bland, somewhat salty, and quick to judge. They last a long time when closed, but only a few days when opened. Their personality is a brick.

Pita Chips

They seem exotic on the outside, but like pretzels, they are boring. They hybridize with Tostitos, as they do carry around some dip. They are generally the person you don't want to hang out with. Single mothers love them, though.