This season of ABC's "The Bachelorette" has just gotten started and I've been observantly watching these men fight for Jojo's heart. Although the men are here for one common reason, they're going about it in various different ways. Here's a list of types of guys and their Bachelorette participant that corresponds with it:
1. The “Dumb Drunk” as played by Daniel
This guy has no shame in flaunting his level of intoxication to whoever is willing to watch. He’ll try to outdrink everyone in the room and make a competition out of everything. Can’t find him? Check the nearest pool. Haven’t seen him in a couple hours? Might be throwing up in your bathroom. Oops.
2. The “Stereotypical D-bag” as played by Chad
He’ll drive you crazy and make you feel inferior, but don’t worry, he’ll make up for it with his looks. It’s up to you to decide if his beautiful face and body are worth the years of dreading bringing him to family events and praying he doesn’t kill one of your guy friends. Oh and you can’t change him, so don’t make it your mission to alter his egocentric personality.
3. The “Nice Guy” as played by James T.
This guy is not always going to look like a Ralph Lauren model, but he’ll make you feel appreciated beyond belief. He only has eyes for you. He’s sweet, sensitive, and never fails to make you laugh. These are hard to find, easy to love, and definitely husband material, so if you’re lucky enough to find one, keep him forever.
4. The “Attaining yet Complaining” as played by Evan
He’s got a good job, high goals, and seems like a logical boyfriend candidate. Only problem is his elementary approach to any problem. It takes everything in you to refrain from telling him to “stop whining like a little bitch”. Stay away from any guy who thinks complaining to you is a good form of communication in a relationship.
5. The “Mom’s Favorite” as played by Jordan
This guy is the kind of person you want to bring home to your parents. He’s respectful, has a good sense of humor, and certainly not hard to look at. He pretty much has everything going for him, which sometimes makes you question if it’s too good to be true. Don’t overthink his complete amazingness; let yourself fall in love with his considerate and compassionate personality.
6. The “Hot and Mysterious Guy” as played by Luke
You don’t know a lot about him at first, but you’re definitely intrigued. He’s got the looks and carries himself with confidence. He may appear enigmatic, but you know that under the rugged appearance this guy has a sensitive side. Invest yourself in him, learn about his past, and see the potential for a great future.
7. The “Guy Who Wears a Kilt to the First Date” as played by Jonathan
Red flag. Unless you’re wearing one also, he’s not the one.