The Stages Of A Party Told In AHS Memes

The Stages Of A Party Told In AHS Memes

Parties. We either love them of we hate them, but we've all been to one.

We've all had that moment when we get invited to a big party that everyone on campus has been talking about. It's the event of the year to some, and most of the people you know will be attending. Parties of this magnitude involve an extensive amount of planning, and do we really want to deal with all the hassle that comes along with the party environment?

1. When someone tries to hype you up by telling you 'It'll be the best party you've ever been to!'

2. When you finally find the perfect outfit to wear, after spending hours searching through your closet.

3. When your friends are all talking about what to wear so you decide to chime in.

4. When your friends ask you why you're taking so long to get ready.

5. When you look in the mirror and start feeling yourself before you head to the party.

6. When you walk in and don't see any of your friends in the crowd.

7. When the host tries to show me the food before the alcohol.

8. When you see someone you use to be friends with and it brings back all the feels.

9. When you overhear someone trying to talk shit about your outfit.

10. When you get handed your first drink of the night.

11. When you see the one person you hate walking into the party.

12. when you manage to help a friend out of an awkward situation.

13. When you start to feel like you've had one too many drinks; but you end up in the kitchen making another. It's time to debate your life choices.

14. When someone tries to drunkenly tell you everything about their personal life.

15. When you're trying to give your bestie a pep talk so she can go talk to the guy she likes.

16. When your favorite song comes on and you get excited.

17. When you think you did something really cool, but it's just a basic task.

18. When your friend starts acting like there is something wrong, but won't tell you what it is.

19. When you get confident and start telling everyone your ideas for financial success.

21. When you start loving all over your best friend cause you've had a few too many drinks.

22. When you see that girl who is picking up after everyone during the whole party.

23. When your ex tries to come flirt with you.

24. When your bestie starts to question why you're drinking so much.

25. When you start to come down with the drunken munchies, and taco bell seems like heaven.

26. When someone tries to call you out for doing drunken nonsense.

27. When a couple you don't like starts trying to give you relationship advice.

28. When you wake up and realize you got way too drunk last night.

Party responsibly everyone!

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A Playlist From The iPod Of A Middle Schooler In 2007

I will always love you, Akon.

Something happened today that I never thought in a million years would happen. I opened up a drawer at my parents' house and I found my pink, 4th generation iPod Nano. I had not seen this thing since I graduated from the 8th grade, and the headphones have not left my ears since I pulled it out of that drawer. It's funny to me how music can take you back. You listen to a song and suddenly you're wearing a pair of gauchos, sitting on the bleachers in a gym somewhere, avoiding boys at all cost at your seventh grade dance. So if you were around in 2007 and feel like reminiscing, here is a playlist straight from the iPod of a middle schooler in 2007.

1. "Bad Day" — Daniel Powter

2. "Hips Don't Lie" — Shakira ft. Wyclef Jean

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3. "Unwritten" — Natasha Bedingfield

4. "Run It!" — Chris Brown

5. "Girlfriend" — Avril Lavigne

6. "Move Along" — All-American Rejects

7. "Fergalicious" — Fergie

8. "Every Time We Touch" — Cascada

9. "Ms. New Booty" — Bubba Sparxxx

10. "Chain Hang Low" — Jibbs

11. "Smack That" — Akon ft. Eminem

12. "Waiting on the World to Change" — John Mayer

13. "Stupid Girls" — Pink

14. "Irreplaceable" — Beyonce

15. "Umbrella" — Rihanna ft. Jay-Z

16. "Don't Matter" — Akon

17. "Party Like A Rockstar" — Shop Boyz

18. "This Is Why I'm Hot" — Mims

19. "Beautiful Girls" — Sean Kingston

20. "Bartender" — T-Pain

21. "Pop, Lock and Drop It" — Huey

22. "Wait For You" — Elliot Yamin

23. "Lips Of An Angel" — Hinder

24. "Face Down" — Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

25. "Chasing Cars" — Snow Patrol

26. "No One" — Alicia Keys

27. "Cyclone" — Baby Bash ft. T-Pain

28. "Crank That" — Soulja Boy

29. "Kiss Kiss" — Chris Brown

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30. "Lip Gloss" — Lil' Mama

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I Didn't Choose To Be A Dance Major, It Chose Me

How my passion became my purpose


I don't remember the exact moment, but I do remember the process. I remember moments in time and the way joy has manifested itself into my life. Perhaps this is the meaning of life—a slow growing journey of finding yourself through experiences and delightfully long conversations with people we care about, long nights filled with laughter, early mornings with dew beneath our toes, waves of utter joy, followed by waves of somber; it's all just part of it. And within these waves and moments of our lives, we begin to see with clarity—a slow but steady process. Clarity occurs when the fog is lifted. It's when you find that thing you're passionate about, and you do it relentlessly. This is the art of becoming.

So, I don't really remember when I became a dancer. I suppose it's been a lifetime of becoming. I can't even really say that it's a choice. I don't think it is. I know that I was born to dance. And this has nothing to do with how I look or anything like that. But it has everything to do with how I feel when I dance. It's this sense of sheer release, and to be able to get to that point of really, truly not having a care in world; this is how you know you're in the process of becoming. It's in the moments where I'm the most lost—the moments where I've really given myself over completely that result in the greatest rewards, usually in the form of self-knowledge. This is clarity.

I have not chosen to become a dancer, but inevitably dance has so gracefully chosen me. And with great appreciation, I've accepted the invitation. I've since made the mindful choice to immerse myself in this art form, because to me this is how joy has chosen to manifest itself in my life. Through movement, and love of music, and love of creating, this is how I've chosen joy.

It recently dawned on me that dance is what we as humans use to declare our vitality. It's an appreciation of being alive. And more so, it's a celebration: of being alive, of our bodies, of human contact, but mostly just of life. We as humans dance to celebrate life.

So with this joy that I've been so lucky to find, I am compelled to study dance. And not just take classes, and not just take notes, but to really study—to really understand what it means to be alive, and to feel gratitude for every ounce of my life.

This is why I'm a dance major.

So before you question me, and perhaps tell me that my major is useless or is not setting me up for a successful life, maybe consider that I've chosen a life of joy. I've chosen to be passionate and throw myself into gaining a greater kinesthetic awareness, a more profound appreciation for music, and for art, and for culture, and just life in general.

I have chosen to celebrate my life, and celebrate what my body allows me to do every day. And through my choices, I've begun to master the art of becoming.

Author's note: The theme of "becoming" was subconsciously inspired by Michelle Obama.

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