Life in a college dorm obviously has its pros and cons. You're finally on your own, living your own way, but you also share your bathroom with fifteen other people. You live with several other people you call your best friends, but there is the dealing with their loud music at midnight. All in all, there're just some things you'll never get to experience once you graduate. The different types of guys are one of those things.
1. The guy who is no longer a hot football player, but thinks he is.
I mean, almost all of us just graduated in June with the expectation that we'd drop those antics in college. Unfortunately, this type of guy, usually named "Chase", "John", "Jacob", or "Justin", among others, is still stuck in his glory days. I'm sorry, Josh, but I don't care that you were the best quarterback in your district or that you had your first Bud Light in sophomore year. I just don't.
2. The guy who is really a wanna-be Lil Wayne.
Blasting your crappy rap music or remixes through your open door at 10 A.M. on Tuesday night does not make you attractive, regardless of whether or not you do so shirtless.
3. The guy who is practicing for his frat days.
Picture this: a nineteen-year-old boy sporting an ugly, unbuttoned, Hawaiian shirt, backward baseball cap, khaki shorts, and peach fuzz. We've all met him, and some of us probably just made out with him last weekend.
4. The guy who never leaves his room or is always playing video games with his door open.
I've heard rumors of Tyler's existence, and I hear the sound of Call of Duty coming from the room during most nights of the week, so I'll assume he's alive- even though I'll only meet him twice before the year ends.
5. The slightly unattractive, athletic guy who somehow manages to get all the girls.
So, Kevin, you are somewhat attractive and you play baseball, but I can hear every individual girl you have in there every night. Even I have better standards than that.
6. The incredibly hot, polite guy three doors down who all the girls like, but who has a girl at home.
He occasionally wears glasses, his biceps are bigger than my dreams, he's 6'1", and he smiles when you pass him. You may have found out about his equally attractive girlfriend back home, but you're probably going to keep taking the long way back to your room just to pass him. Because, hey, she's three hours away, and you're rooms away. Pick up the hint, Jack.
