But then you realize you have more room to spread out so that's a plus

You think maybe you don't need a man because you reminisce about the friends that have been with you since day one

When you start to feel lonely, you look to your dad for encouragement

And he is always there to give you that pep talk you need

Waiting for that New Year's kiss like...

You start going out in nature by yourself so you can convince yourself that you can take long walks alone

After some deep meditation during those walks, you start to become more and more confident on your own

You start to think "Do I even want the affection of others?"

Answer: "Based off this picture...no. No I do not"

"Would someone be able to handle me wanting to be the center of attention all the time?"

"...Because this is necessary"

You start to learn how to entertain yourself

But as each birthday passes, you realize it's still Mom helping you blow out your candles instead of Mr. Right

So you decide to eat your sorrows away in birthday cake

After your pity party, you realize all the wonderful people you have in your life and that makes you proud

At the end of each day, it's not really boys you are dreaming about. It's usually food.