The Astrological Signs As Iconic Female Movie Characters

The Astrological Signs As Iconic Female Movie Characters

Sorry if you're a Scorpio...

Here's a compilation of 12 of some of the most iconic female roles in film. So, of course, I characterized them by signs. Find out which favorite female movie character you are!

1. Aries

Lisa Rowe from Girl, Interrupted

Lisa radiates like a fire sign. She characterizes Aries as she's erratic, playful, and constantly breaks the rules.

2. Taurus

Veronica Sawyer from Heathers

She's stubborn, tough and stands her ground towards the Heathers and J.D., just like a Taurus would.

3. Gemini

Cher Horowitz from Clueless

Cher seems like an air sign. She uses her expert skills in communication to manipulate and talk her way into and out of everything.

4. Cancer

Vernita Green from the Kill Bill series

What characterizes Vernita as a Cancer is her devotion to being a mother and protecting her family. She left behind her dangerous career to be a mom.

5. Leo

Dionne Davenport from Clueless

Dionne is popular, pretty, and used to being envied. Sound familiar?

6. Virgo

Beatrix Kiddo from the Kill Bill Series

Beatrix Kiddo possesses patience and extracted cold revenge on everyone who betrayed her. A Virgo would carry out her situation in the same way.

7. Libra

Dolores Haze from Lolita

Dolores is a character who represents beauty and ultimately only desires balance and stability. In many ways she's tragic, and it takes a Libra's air to carry tragedy the way she does.

8. Scorpio

Marla Singer from Fight Club

Her overtly mysterious character can only be correlated to Scorpio. Scorpios are magnetic and are prone to being a little (a lot) crazy.

9. Sagittarius

Sag’s have true spirits and their actions are out of pure intentions. She is socially adept and makes friends wherever she goes.

10. Capricorn

Margot Tenenbaum from The Royal Tenenbaums

From her cold, unbreakable exterior to her well-kept secrets, she's essentially the embodiment of Capricorn.

11. Aquarius

Mia Wallace from Pulp Fiction

Like an Aquarius, Mia outwardly despises small talk and strays from the normal way of doing things. She's hard to read and is consistently unpredictable.

12. Pisces

Mathilda from Léon: the Professional

Her outfits and her personality are offbeat and childish like a Pisces, along with her strong determination to avenge her family.

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11 Things Psychology Majors Hear That Drive Them Crazy

No pun intended.

We've all been there. You're talking to a new acquaintance, or a friend of your parents, or whoever. And then, you get the dreaded question.

"So what are you studying in school?"

Cue the instant regret of picking Psychology as your major, solely for the fact that you are 99.9% likely to receive one of the slightly comical, slightly cliche, slightly annoying phrases listed below. Don't worry though, I've included some responses for you to use next time this comes up in conversation. Because it will.

Quick side note, these are all real-life remarks that I've gotten when I told people I was a psych major.

Here we go.

1. So are you, like, analyzing me right now?

Well, I wasn't. But yeah. Now I am.

2. Ugh so jealous! You picked the easy major.

"Lol" is all I have to say to this one. I'm gonna go write my 15-page paper on cognitive impairment. You have fun with your five college algebra problems, though!

3. So can you tell me what you think is wrong with me? *Shares entire life story*

Don't get me wrong; I love listening and helping people get through hard times. But we can save the story about how one time that one friend said that one slightly rude comment to you for later.

4. Well, s**t, I have to be careful what I say around you.

Relax, pal. I couldn't diagnose and/or institutionalize you even if I wanted to.

5. OMG! I have the perfect first client for you! *Proceeds to vent about ex-boyfriend or girlfriend*

Possible good response: simply nod your head the entire time, while actually secretly thinking about the Ben and Jerry's carton you're going to go home and demolish after this conversation ends.

6. So you must kind of be like, secretly insane or something to be into Psychology.

Option one: try and hide that you're offended. Option two: just go with it, throw a full-blown tantrum, and scare off this individual, thereby ending this painful conversation.

7. Oh. So you want to be a shrink?

First off, please. Stop. Calling. Therapists. Shrinks. Second, that's not a psych major's one and only job option.

8. You know you have to go to grad school if you ever want a job in Psychology.

Not completely true, for the record. But I am fully aware that I may have to spend up to seven more years of my life in school. Thanks for the friendly reminder.

9. So you... want to work with like... psychopaths?

Let's get serious and completely not-sarcastic for a second. First off, I take personal offense to this one. Having a mental illness does not classify you as a psycho, or not normal, or not deserving of being treated just like anyone else on the planet. Please stop using a handful of umbrella terms to label millions of wonderful individuals. It's not cool and not appreciated.

10. So can you, like, read my mind?

It actually might be fun to say yes to this one. Try it out and see what happens. Get back to me.

11. You must be a really emotional person to want to work in Psychology.

Psychology is more than about feeling happy, or sad, or angry. Psychology is about understanding the most complex thing to ever happen to us: our brain. How it works the way it does, why it works the way it does, and how we can better understand and communicate with this incredibly mysterious, incredibly vast organ in our tiny little skull. That's what psychology is.

So keep your head up, psychology majors, and don't let anyone discourage you about choosing, what is in my opinion, the coolest career field out there. The world needs more people like us.

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