Let's face it: Mean Girls is eternal. As is the time-honored tradition of making New Year's Resolutions. We become inspired by the fresh start of a new year and we make a lot of promises to ourselves that we just can't keep.
All we can do is try our best and aspire to be as put together as The Plastics.
1. I'm going to eat healthy.
Reality:
Carbs are life.
2. I'm going to save money.
Reality:
I am Target's bitch. I accept this.
3. I'm going to cut back on drinking.
Reality:
Two words: Bottomless. Mimosas.
4. I'm not going to eat at fast food restaurants.
Reality:
Sometimes, it just feels right.
5. I'm going to be less petty.
Reality:
Insert middle finger emoji.
6. I'm going to make sure deadlines don't sneak up on me.
Reality:
*Watches Netflix.* Realizes deadlines.
*Watches Netflix stress-fully.*
7. I'm going to be comfortable in my own skin.
Reality:
Waitress: "Enjoy your food!"
Me: "Thanks, you too!"
8. I'm not going to move too fast in my relationships.
Reality:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
9. I'm going to graduate this year.
Reality:
Probably not happening, but fingers crossed!
Remember that we are perfect the way we are, Ospreys!






















