The needy girlfriend just wants to spend all the time she can when she's with her boyfriend. Even if it means hanging onto his leg for dear life...

Boys: you better text her often. It's part of your job description. If you don't, she's allowed to text you 20 or more times to harass you until you answer.

Literally. Text back now.

And if you don't....this is allowed.

And don't even think about walking in the door a minute later than your commute home from work. And you're not allowed to make any stops on the way home, either.

Also, if you get mad when the needy girlfriend pokes and prods at you, don't bother asking her to stop. She won't.

Just let her love you.

When she wants to take photos with you, let her.

Let bae bother you whenever she wants.

and never say no to her.

Give her attention all of the time. No matter what.