I have a great apartment, really I do. But there's just one problem: it doesn't allow pets. I know that shouldn't be as big of an issue as it is in my mind, but some days I swear I need a pet for animal therapy; college gets to you. Here are the pets I would get, if they were allowed:

1. Fish

It's good to ease into the process of having pets while going to school, and fish are basically just a step above plants, so they're a perfect starting point!

2. Rabbit

Rabbits still aren't too needy, but they can be convinced to cuddle, unlike fish.

3. Guinea Pig

Another low maintenance creature. And yes, the flower crown is necessary.

4. Chinchilla

Getting a little more exotic, but still no regrets.

5. Sugar Glider

Imagine how fun this cute little hunk would be.

6. A Siamese Cat

Everybody should have a cat.

7. A Silver Lab

Soooo adorable!

8. Just bunches of dogs in general

Who can stop at just one?

9. Finger Monkey

A monkey that fits on your finger. What more could you want in life?

10. Hedgehog

This smiling face is perfect therapy for the frazzled college student.

11. Bengal Cat

A cat with the personality of a dog is exactly what I need in my life.

12. Mini Mule

I know what you're thinking: "Molly, you can't keep a horse-like creature in your apartment!" They're about the same size as a dog, so it's fine.

For the sake of my roommates and my wallet, maybe it's a good thing my apartment doesn't allow pets.