1. As soon as fall hits...
2. Halloween approaches so fast, it's hard to pick out a costume.
"So many choices, how do I pick!?"
3. You eat almost all of your Halloween candy in one sitting.
"I regret nothing."
4. Deals for Christmas come out as soon as November starts, and you are very confused.
"Seriously. We just got into November. Can we at least get through Thanksgiving first?"
5. You head out on Black Friday to snag some deals on your favorites.
"Got my IAMS for half the original price. Score!"
6. After Thanksgiving dinner, you feel like you might explode.
"Why did I decide to have that third serving? Oh well... I will explode
7. December comes and you are in full blown Christmas spirit.
"I am ready for joy and lights and cookies and presents."
8. You start to take your Christmas photos with ridiculous matching outfits.
"Why did I ever agree to this?"
9. You try to avoid that one person who keeps trying to kiss you under the mistletoe.
"Oh? Are you sure that's mistletoe?... I don't think so."
10. You get buried with all the presents you have to wrap.
"Next year, everyone is getting gift cards..."
11. You get super pumped on eggnog and hot chocolate.
"The most beautiful time of year..."
12. It takes you forever to actually fall asleep on Christmas Eve.
"One sheep, two sheep, three sheep... Come on, already!"
13. You wake up early Christmas morning and have to wait for everyone else to wake up.
"Come on! Presents, presents, presents!"
14. Like all great holidays, you eat a little too much.
"I'm not gaining weight... My fur is just a little long..."
15. Christmas is over and you don't understand why people keep on singing Christmas carols.
"We are done with that holiday. Stop it."
16. You get really dressed up for those New Year's parties.
"I look fabulous!"
17. You drink champagne and cheer to the new year.
"New year, new me!"
18. After the holidays are over, you actually realize it's all about family.
"I love you."
