We all have moments where we are ravenously hungry and we can’t contain it any longer. We normally look and act something like this.
We are never a joy to be around when the transformation from hungry to hangry occurs. We all know we’ve lived through it, and if you haven’t let me prepare you for the absurdity of it all. Here are the stages of hangriness; hopefully you will be spared from their clutches.
Aggression is your only form of communication from here on out, until food is given to you.
Being bashful isn’t something you are going to be worried about.
You won’t be able to hold a conversation, unless it is regarding food.
Food is the answer to all of your emotional problems.
If people call you out on being hangry you take it very personally.
You are ready to rip your own eyes out and anyone else’s, if they get between you and food.
You will literally eat anything that is put in front of you.
When somebody thinks about eyeing the breadbasket.
When the food comes…
That first bite of food will have you in tears, and you will question the meaning of life.
You will double fist like never before.
Sharing isn’t a thing!
The foodgasm will be so glorious you won’t want to conceal it.
You will gobble until you wobble and you won’t regret a thing.
There you have it. That is the progression that we all experience when we are hungry.
Let's all try not to go crazy, and just be happy people by stuffing our faces with yummy goodness three times a day. It is really quite simple: Set aside time to eat! It's important to fuel your body and let's be honest, it makes us all more enjoyable to be around. So go out and treat yourself to a delicious snack, meal, or dessert, because I know you've deserved it today.
