The Couch Made Me Do It

The Couch Made Me Do It

I can't believe I fell asleep again!

We all have that one spot that no matter what time of day it is, we fall asleep. It could be the couch, your dad's lazy boy, or the passenger seat in the car. You could be watching your favorite movie, catching up on this week's episode of "Game of Thrones," reading J.K. Rowling's latest addition to the "Harry Potter" series, or trying to finish that essay that is due on Friday for your Literature class.

This couch doesn't care what you're doing. He consumes you, all of you, quicker than a blink of an eye. The couch has an "eat or be eaten" philosophy, makes no sense at all because how could you even begin to eat the couch (unless you're like little Melinda who ate a whale in Where The Sidewalk Ends).

You'll wake up lost and confused, frantically searching for your glasses so you can see the time on the clock, realizing that hours have passed and your essay isn't any close to being complete. Instead, your textbooks are upside-down on the floor, research scattered across the room with little teeth marks in it from your kittens deciding your homework is their new chew toy. You get up off of the couch to find that you were lying on your laptop like it was the teddy bear you used to cuddle as a child at night.

You might have woken up on a new expedition to find the page that you left off on in your book. Falling asleep unexpectedly leads to not putting your bookmark in between the pages, which is honestly my worst nightmare. Not saying that it's a terrible thing to have to reread a section of the book, but then it puts you behind on finding out what the author has been building the suspense up for all of this time.

You could wake up to Netflix asking you if you're still watching, not knowing what journey Netflix decided to take without you today. You fell asleep watching Pulp Fiction, and now How it's Made is teaching you how to make orange juice. You might wake up to learn that you are so many episodes past the episode that you fell asleep during and catching an incredible spoiler that you weren't exactly ready for or that ruins the entire series for you. It may not necessarily have been a terrible episode, but now that you know how it ends what does it even matter going back and trying to pick back up where you left off.

Thanks for nothing, couch. I just wanted to see what would happen to Chuck. Did he ever get some good luck?

Cover Image Credit: Medical Daily

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To The Girl Struggling With Her Body Image

It's not about the size of your jeans, but the size of your heart, soul, and spirit.


To the girl struggling with her body image,

You are more than the number on the scale. You are more than the number on your jeans and dresses. You are way more than the number of pounds you've gained or lost in whatever amount of time.

Weight is defined as the quantity of matter contained by a body or object. Weight does not define your self-worth, ambition or potential.

So many girls strive for validation through the various numbers associated with body image and it's really so sad seeing such beautiful, incredible women become discouraged over a few numbers that don't measure anything of true significance.

Yes, it is important to live a healthy lifestyle. Yes, it is important to take care of yourself. However, taking care of yourself includes your mental health as well. Neglecting either your mental or physical health will inflict problems on the other. It's very easy to get caught up in the idea that you're too heavy or too thin, which results in you possibly mistreating your body in some way.

Your body is your special, beautiful temple. It harbors all of your thoughts, feelings, characteristics, and ideas. Without it, you wouldn't be you. If you so wish to change it in a healthy way, then, by all means, go ahead. With that being said, don't make changes to impress or please someone else. You are the only person who is in charge of your body. No one else has the right to tell you whether or not your body is good enough. If you don't satisfy their standards, then you don't need that sort of negative influence in your life. That sort of manipulation and control is extremely unhealthy in its own regard.

Do not hold back on things you love or want to do because of how you interpret your body. You are enough. You are more than enough. You are more than your exterior. You are your inner being, your spirit. A smile and confidence are the most beautiful things you can wear.

It's not about the size of your jeans. It's about the size of your mind and heart. Embrace your body, observe and adore every curve, bone and stretch mark. Wear what makes you feel happy and comfortable in your own skin. Do your hair and makeup (or don't do either) to your heart's desire. Wear the crop top you've been eyeing up in that store window. Want a bikini body? Put a bikini on your body, simple.

So, as hard as it may seem sometimes, understand that the number on the scale doesn't measure the amount or significance of your contributions to this world. Just because that dress doesn't fit you like you had hoped doesn't mean that you're any less of a person.

Love your body, and your body will love you right back.

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20 Songs To Create The Perfect L-World Playlist

These are songs for any guy or girl in love.


It's hard to find a good song that truly captures the feeling of love, but these twenty songs might just do the trick. With several different genres listed, you may just be able to find one or two songs to add to your lovestruck playlist. So, without further ado, and in no particular order, here are twenty songs for the girl or guy in love.

"Love Is a Wild Thing" by Kacey Musgraves

"Coming through the melody when the night bird sings. Love is a wild thing."

Kacey Musgraves, Golden Hour Album

"Cover Me Up" by Morgan Wallen

"So, cover me up and know you're enough to use me good."

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"Guillotine" by Jon Bellion

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"Keep On Loving You" by REO Speedwagon

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"Smithereens" by twenty one pilots

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"The Scientist" by Coldplay

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"be" by gnash

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"Young Love" by Kip Moore

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"Lovebug" by The Jonas Brothers

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"Easy As You Go" by George Straight

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"Hands of Love" by Miley Cyrus

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"Electric Love" by BØRNS

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"Tennessee Whiskey" by Chris Stapleton

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"Hide and Seek" by Kodaline

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"Magic" by Coldplay

"I call it magic when I'm with you."

Coldplay, Ghost Stories

"Supercut" by Lorde

"All the magic we gave off, all the love we hadn't lost."

Lorde, Melodrama

"Clumsy" by Fergie

"You got me trippin', stumblin', flippin' fumbling'."

Fergie, The Duchess

"Drew Barrymore" by Bryce Vine

"You're the next Drew Berry and I want More."

Bryce Vine, Single

"Can't Help Falling in Love" by Elvis Presley

"Wise men say, only fools rush in, but I can't help falling in love with you."

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