I just love flying Southwest, or as I like to call it, "The Sky's School Bus." No assigned seats, no problem! The entire experience is surreal to me, and so I'm depicting it here:
1. Tickets cost lest than an Uber ride on Halloween.
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2. You're waiting to check-in online exactly at the hour, on the hour.
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3. Seriously. You're fighting for that group number like it's an Adele concert ticket.
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4. You arrive at the airport with two, huge-ass bags that will fly for free.
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5. And you're actually on-time cause you know a boarding strategy is essential here.
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6. Then you wait in a favorably positioned chair for your group number to be called. You'll pounce as soon as it is.
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7. If you're Group A, you walk to that waiting line like you're Queen Elizabeth herself.
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8. But if you're not, you wait in misery seeing all the people that will sit before you.
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9. You inspect the prospective row-mates to see where to sit.
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10. No one too eager...
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11. And absolutely NO CHILDREN.
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12. Once located, you sit back and enjoy the limited, affordable space.
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13. Added bonus: unlimited peanuts? Don't mind if I do!
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