The Best Puns To Put In Your Friends' Birthday Cards
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The Best Puns To Put In Your Friends' Birthday Cards

Make sure your friend has a purr-fect birthday.

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The Best Puns To Put In Your Friends' Birthday Cards
Bailey Brown

Have you ever struggled with buying or making the perfect card for your best friend? Ever go to the nearest Hallmark to copy the contents of a card into your own? Well, you've been doing it wrong. The only way to go is to put a witty pun on top, sign your name, and boom, you have the perfect card to accompany your gift.

"Have a Smooth Birthday!"

Is your friend a heath nut? Or an overall smoothie fanatic? Treat them with this fun pun. Pair it with workout gear or a Smoothie King gift card to really tie the gift and the card together. Make it even better by including your favorite smoothie recipe written on the inside.


"You Matter, Have a Happy Birthday!"

Are they the ultimate Big Bang theory fan? Maybe your science teacher? Is Your friend's name Adam? Or someone whose currently suffering from O-Chem? Maybe they'll appreciate this minuscule pun. Pair it with a 'Bazinga' shirt or a fun science-themed accessory. Just make sure to not disturb your O-Chem friend too much, I heard that final is super hard.


"Don't be so 'Neggative', It's your Birthday!"

Are they the foodie of the group? Always suggesting the trendy restaurant, or making you watch reruns of "Hell's Kitchen" instead of the new "Bachelor"? Then this card is nothing to yolk about. Include cute kitchen utensils or a new recipe book. If you're daring enough, add a list of restaurants that you can eat at together. Don't be a chicken about it!


"I can't Bear Another Minute Without Telling you Happy Birthday!"

Got an animal enthusiast in your herd? Maybe a younger friend who still has a collection of stuffed animals? They'll be roaring with laughter when they read this card. Throw in a personalized Build-a-Bear or a trip to the zoo and they'll definitely appreciate the gesture. And if they're a Disney fan, make it Winnie the Pooh and throw in a container of 'Hunny' as gag gift before you give them the real one.


"I 'Adoor' you, so Happy Birthday!"

This is the perfect card to give someone who is living in a dorm in college. Give them some door decorations like pictures of the two of you, or removable stickers with quotes on them. Or just impress your significant other with your wit and pair it with a more meaningful gift. I know if I got this one, I wood laugh quite a bit.


The puns are endless and will most definitely last you until your last birthday. These are guaranteed to make you the talk of the birthday party and will get you the most laughs. As long as you're not offending anyone, a punny birthday card is the best choice.

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