Who needs Black Friday deals when you can buy these oddities for low prices all the time?
1) The Face Blanket
Keep your face warm and still be able to breathe for the low price of $9.99! It's also a great alternative to a ski mask if you're thinking of robbing a bank.
2) Nicolas Cage Pillowcase
This one is for all you Nicolas Cage fanatics out there! You can finally get that dreamy pillowcase with your beloved Nic's face on it for just $5.50.
3) Face Slimmer
Who needs plastic surgery when you can fight wrinkles with this peculiar looking device. Use it three minutes a day for a younger, thinner looking you! You can get it for just $2.50.
4) Nuns Having Fun Wall Calendar 2017
Who says nuns can't have fun? In this calendar, you can see nuns doing everyday things from singing in a rock band to bowling. Watch these nuns in action for $10.94.
5) Bath Buzz Caffeinated Soap
Did you wake up late? Is a cup of coffee not enough to get your day going? Do you enjoy smelling like a peppermint mocha? If you answered yes to any of these questions, this soap is for you! Get it for just $5.95!
6) The Beachcomber
Do you ever wish your pet could be more fashionable? Is your dog jealous of your long luscious hair? If so, this dog mullet is for you! You can have the most dapper dog on the block for $9.99.
7) The Gift of Nothing
Every family has that one annoying relative, but they are family, which means you take part in the celebration of their birthdays and holidays. This means you are obligated to buy them a gift. Instead of splurging for someone who you don't know very well and only spend time with because they're "family", give them the gift of nothing for just $5.49.
8) Chambong
Listen up all you 30+. Missing the good old college days of beer bongs and ice luges? Well, you're in luck! Relive the glory days with Dom Perignon instead of Natty Light with this high-class champagne bong for $30.00.
9) Yodelling Pickle
If you're looking for the perfect way to annoy your roommate or family members, then the Yodelling Pickle is for you! You can irritate anyone for hours on end for just $11.46.
10) 1500 Live Ladybugs
You can release 1500 live ladybugs anywhere for $6.25. A word of caution: Let them out in the wrong place, and you may be stuck with the exterminator bill.
11) Accoutrements Emergency Underpants Dispenser
Everyone knows how difficult it is to get up for the bathroom after coming home from a big night out. Say goodbye to diapers and hello to a box of emergency undies. Never be unprepared for an accident again for $9.10.
12) Senior Woman with Asthma Wall Decal
Is your wall too boring? Spruce it up with this wall decal of an elderly woman using an inhaler. You can buy it now for $30.00.
13) Glow in the Dark Toilet Paper
Are you too lazy to turn on the light when you go to the bathroom at night? No need to worry, because you can light up your toilet bowl with glow in the dark toilet paper for just $11.99.
14) Shadow the Skeleton Dog
Does your dog need a friend but you're unable to provide that? Don't fret, because you can buy your dog a friendly skeleton for $13.13.
15) Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure Set
Missing your cat? Are you a cat lady who needs to play with something relatable? If so, the cat lady action figure is for you! You can get it now for $10.50.
