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The 15 Stages of Getting Chipotle

Because what could be better than a fresh burrito bowl?

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The 15 Stages of Getting Chipotle

There's no denying that Chipotle revolutionized fast food as we know it. But anyone who frequents one their glorious locations, knows that there is indeed a process to getting to Chipotle, ordering, and finally enjoying that bowl or burrito of deliciousness.

1. After a long day of working, studying, or maybe doing nothing, your stomach signals for help.

2. You call up your best friends because you know they're always up for eating.

3. Your one psycho friend suggests eating at Moe's or Qdoba.


4. But you convince your friends to go to Chipotle because it is always the best option.

5. You finally make it there but you have to fight all the other Chipotle lovers for the last spot in the lot.

6. And that lady better not think she can cut you in line just because you were nice enough to hold the door for her.


7. The line is so long you start going crazy.

8. And you want to kill everyone that doesn't already have their order memorized.

9. But you contain yourself and finally make it to the front of the counter.

10. Your friends try to convince you that a burrito is better than a bowl.

11. You know you are without a doubt getting guacamole, because you might as well go all out.

12. And when you finally get to sit down, you take a minute to appreciate each and every ingredient.

13. No matter how many times you've had it, the first bite is always extremely satisfying.

14. No matter how full you are, you can't help but finish the whole thing.

15. Your friends are left with no other option than to thank you for the brilliant idea.


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