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The 13 Types Of Guys You See On Tinder

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Bethany Lambert

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1. The one with the puppy

I'm not gonna lie, this one works (but you also have to be as cute as your dog is). #sorrynotsorry

2. The one with the (possible) ex

I seriously don't understand the theory behind this. It's an automatic left swipe from me.

3. The one who's always at the gym

Okay, we get it, you workout; but it also makes you seem like you're super into yourself, and most girls aren't gonna dig that. (If you must include a gym photo, just include one- anymore than that and it's overkill).

4. The one who thinks he's artsy

Props to you if it's actually a good photo, but the majority of them aren't. Maybe just stick with a classic selfie.

5. The one who loves to drink

I'm sorry, but if all of your pictures are you drinking/at a party, you need to find a different hobby (and take some pics while doing it).

6. The one who likes to model

There's a 99% chance I'm gonna assume you're a fake profile. *swipes left*

7. The one who may or may not be a serial killer

Traveling is great, but if you've been out of the country for 7 years, and we don't have any common connections, I'm going to go ahead and assume that you're up to something sketchy.

8. The one who claims to be 26 but looks like he's 50

Trust me, you're not fooling anyone. You'll have better luck if you don't lie about your age!

9. The one with the group picture

Chances are I'm not going to take the time to figure out which one you are. (Especially if all your pictures are group pictures)

10. The one who really loves his fraternity

Great, I'm glad you're involved in something and have some friends, but please prove to me that you do more than just party with your frat bros.

11. The one who's pretty and knows it

I'm actually super intimidated by you and will probably swipe left without even thinking twice about it.

12. The one with the "reviews"

The only thing this tells me is that you were too lazy to worry about coming up with a decent bio. Is that how much effort you're gonna put into our first date?...

13. The one with the cliche, stolen bio

It might have been funny the first time we saw it, but now it's just annoying. Let's have some orginiality, guys.

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The 13 Types Of Guys You See On Tinder

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1. The one with the puppy

2. The one with the (possible) ex

3. The one who's always at the gym

4. The one who thinks he's artsy

5. The one who loves to drink

6. The one who likes to model

7. The one who may or may not be a serial killer

8. The one who claims to be 26 but looks like he's 50

9. The one with the group picture

10. The one who *really* loves his fraternity

11. The one who's pretty and knows it

12. The one with the "reviews"

13. The one with the cliche, stolen bio

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And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

The sun is up, the sky is blue, it's beautiful and so are you

Love is old, love is new, love is all, love is you

There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friend

He say, "I know you, you know me", One thing I can tell you is you got to be free

Oh please, say to me, You'll let me be your man. And please say to me, You'll let me hold your hand

It was twenty years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play. They've been going in and out of style, but they're guaranteed to raise a smile

Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see

Can you hear me? When it rains and shine, it's just a state of mind

Little darling, it's been long cold lonely winter. Little darling, it feels like years since it' s been here. Here comes the sun, Here comes the sun, and I say it's alright

We danced through the night and we held each other tight, and before too long I fell in love with her. Now, I'll never dance with another when I saw her standing there

I love you, I love you, I love you, that's all I want to say

You say you want a revolution. Well you know, we all want to change the world

All the lonely people, where do they all come from. All the lonely people, where do they all belong

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends

Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday

And when the brokenhearted people, living in the world agree, there will be an answer, let it be.

And anytime you feel the pain, Hey Jude, refrain. Don't carry the world upon your shoulders

I'll give you all I got to give if you say you'll love me too. I may not have a lot to give but what I got I'll give to you. I don't care too much for money. Money can't buy me love

All you need is love, love is all you need

Whisper words of wisdom, let it be

Blackbird singing in the dead of night, Take these broken wings and learn to fly. All your life, You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Though I know I'll never lose affection, for people and things that went before. I know I'll often stop and think about them. In my life, I love you more

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15. The beauty of getting outside and exploring.

16. To be prepared for anything.

17. That you don't always have to do it alone.

18. How to be creative.

19. To brush off gossip.

I have never been so thankful to know you.

Dealing with the inevitable realities of college life.

Don't freak out

Email the professor

Attend the first class

Keep attending class

Have a backup plan

Remember that everything works out at the end

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