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The 12 Stage Of Finals Told By New Girl

In the words of Schmidt, "Don't pretend to know my pain".

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The 12 Stage Of Finals Told By New Girl

It's that time again, folks. Finals week is upon us. The most dreaded time of the semester because well finals. But the most anticipated time of the semester because summer break! Though some people handle finals week quite well, most handle it like the cast of New Girl would. Here are the 12 stages of finals, told by the gang.

1. You plan to start studying three to four weeks in advance like a good student, and you’re proud of yourself for having your life together.


2. You procrastinate for three weeks and suddenly realize that finals being in seven short days.

3. You begin to go into overdrive mode and study everywhere. The couch, the bus, at dinner, during your lunch break or even in the shower while simultaneously crying your eyes out. (If you laminate your papers, your tears will roll right off).


4. It’s three days before your final and you’re freaking out, but you’re also hungry.


5. You begin to question all of the time you wasted, wondering if procrastination is actually a medical illness, but then realize you did it to yourself.


6. The night before finals are here and you’re wondering why you signed up for American Lit, because it is most definitely not lit.


7. The morning of finals are here and you were supposed to wake up at 4:30 a.m. to finish studying, but it’s now 8 a.m. and your final is at 9 a.m.

8. You’re walking to your final and realize that you’re not prepared in the slightest and start planning your future as a lonely minimum wage employee.

9. You sit down to take you final and a sudden calmness washes over you because you actually know the answer to the first question.

10. You take the rest of the final and realize that your life is over.

11. You get back to your room and your roommate asks how your final went and you're like:

12. You realize that you’re officially done with this semester and you can finally relax.

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