Netflix, my dear friend,
Thank you for the providing me with endless entertainment while exploring a wide span of my emotions. Whoever invented you is genius, but also must have had the intention of taking up an unnecessary amount of my time. However, I've accepted it.
Whether I was racing to the end of "Gossip Girl" only to find out that it wasn’t even a girl.
Or forever wishing I had Blair's closet.
Or maybe I was crying my eyes out as another character died on "Grey’s Anatomy", such an exciting Friday night.
I mean, have you seen those surgeons?
You've brought friends together in a variety of ways. Whether it was sobbing over a romantic film, because you wish you could find a relationship like the one in "The Notebook," even though you have watched it forty times.
Maybe it was choosing a scary film, but only to torture the friend that didn't want to watch it.
Or even the times when everyone just needed a laugh, so you turned on a comedy. But then, you know who couldn't stop laughing so you had to knock some sense into them... even if that did involve pushing them off the couch.
We can never forget the time where you tried to pick a movie with your family, but then you forgot that scene was in it.
And let's not forget about denying the fact that "Orange Is the New Black" didn't make you want to visit jail at least once.
... and do they even work in "Parks and Recreation?"
The possibilities are truly endless, and somehow you keep coming out with more and more shows.
So thank you, for your loyalty. I can always depend on you.
Sincerely,
Your devoted viewer
