Barbeques and beach days aren't the only thing that signify summer. It's about that time of year again to wear as much red, white, and blue as you can and to appreciate all the good our country has done and given us. Besides freedom and recently equality, this fourth of July I decided it was time to reflect on the awesome, beautiful faces America's produced and to relish in the most delicious American invention, the corn dog.
1. Leonardo DiCaprio
Does this even need an explanation? From those piercing eyes and slicked back hair, he made the Titanic's love story iconic to even those who haven't seen the movie. I mean, looking at this face, there's only one thing to say: God Bless America. (#TeamLeoforOscar)
2. Beyoncé
Have you ever tried to assert that you don't like Beyoncé to, well, anyone? I'd avoid it. Basically America's only form of royalty, Queen B is fierce, strong, and her music, ridiculously amazing. Who runs the world? Girls. And Beyoncé.
3. Matt Bomer
Examine this face hard. Do you see any flaws? Since it's been scientifically proven that Matt Bomer has the perfect face according to the Golden Ratio...not likely. Just look at him, representing the corporate world of America like the American he is.
4. Ellen DeGeneres
She makes you laugh, she makes you cry, she's sweet with kids and not into guys. Who is this wonderful human being? It's Ellen of course (and my ultimate woman crush of women crushes). #EllenforPresident
5. Johnny Depp
A native from Kentucky with a European vibe, Johnny let's everyone know that it's alright to be a little different. Just be you, crazy, eccentric you. While you're at it, rock that fedora.
AMERICA LOVES YOU TOO JOHNNY.
6. Sandra Bullock
Independent, funny, and can win Miss Congeniality while carrying a gun. What more can you ask for in a role model? Oh yes, she also voices her opinions on racial equality and adopted a child as a single mother. You go Sandra!
7. Tom Hanks
If you didn't cry at least once during "Forrest Gump" or at one point just want to give him a giant cuddle and tell him everything was going to be okay, I don't know who you are. A brilliant actor and adorable in 99.9% of his roles (he even played Walt Disney I mean come on people)!
Tom Hanks is the all around good American man, who also happens to look like he'd be an amazing father and grandfather...which is why my crush in high school looked like Tom Hanks.
And unfortunately, we never will.
8. Betty White
She's lived through the Roaring Twenties, the Great Depression and all the decades after to be the 93 year-old woman that we know and love today. Countless movies and television shows later, she's created her own TV show where senior citizens prank us youngsters (it's called Off Their Rockers, seriously watch it).
Betty, here's to your fiery personality, love of life, and light-hearted humor that's made us all realize you are our "grandma goals."
9. Meryl Streep
Ah Meryl, I could never forget you. The Academy Award winning actress who's aged with grace and hasn't succumbed to Botox and fake lips. She holds a special place in America's heart. Wit and wisdom coupled with acting abilities that shock and astound, are a lethal combination. Meryl's got that poison tucked in her pocket. Plus, she dances and sings. Be my friend? Please?
10. Corn Dogs
What screams America more than a piece of meat covered in batter and fried? Nothing. Simply dip it in mustard, dip it ketchup, or dip it in both and that delicious treat on a stick screams Summer and "I don't care what's in this because it tastes good."
Since the corn dog has come to be the American Summer time food staple, it's suitable that the Texas State Fair is responsible for this invention. I have to admit, I liked the original name "Corny Dogs" just a tad bit better. As Katy Perry and Harry Potter can attest to, corn dogs should come with a warning - May cause a sudden realization that you are, indeed, an American (or a Wizard).
Please note: No Kardashians were harmed in the making of this article.
