I think that we can all agree that most of us look forward to fall year-round, but the ultimate debate that happens once fall is finally here, is the notorious candy corn debate. Personally, if you couldn't tell by the title, I am anti-candy corn.

I honestly find it offensive that it is even called "candy" considering the fact that it isn't even sweet (in my opinion). In fact, I find candy corn so repulsive, that I would rather do these 15 things than be forced to put this abomination in my mouth. I apologize to all candy corn lovers in advanced.

1. Step on a lego.

2. Stub my pinky toe against the leg of a wooden coffee table.

3. Have to pee every time I finally get comfortable in my bed.

4. Go to an 8 a.m. lecture class.

5. Listen to Nickelback.

6. Cut a lemon with a cut on my finger.

7. Stab myself in the eye with a mascara wand.

8. Drink straight celery juice.

9. Listen to a queef on repeat for five hours.

10. Have a hang nail.

11. Wear someone else's wax filled earbuds.

12. Have someone ring the doorbell every time I'm naked.

13. Get shampoo in my eyes.

14.  Endure a heartbreak.

15.  Cut off my tongue entirely.