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Midterm Season is here, Let's all prepare to die

I'm procrastinating

Lauren Kim
Sep 29, 2017
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Midterm Season is here, Let's all prepare to die
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  1. Drink gallons of caffeine in different forms (you might even pop caffeine pills)
  2. We need to stay the hell up so if drinking coffee and redbull at the same time helps, then so be it. My body is a garbage can anyways.
  1. Procrastinate
    1. I’m currently writing this article to prevent myself from seeing the horrors of my to-do list. If you’re reading this right now, you’re procrastinating too.
  2. Nap
    1. Oh the bestfriend of procrastinating is taking a nap so you can forget temporarily that you have so much to do. You have two midterms and a paper due in three days? Okay, let’s take a nap.
  3. Stress about everything
    1. Okay nap time is over, time to stress about literally everything that needs to be done. The pressure of getting a good GPA starts to run down your studious veins and you need to get it done now.
  4. Break down
    1. After the stress, you start mad cramming through all the readings you should have done rather than shoot down ten jello shots. Next thing you know, you realize you have to pull all nighters to get all the readings and essays done in time. You feel the screams wanting to come out of you and then you’re crying on the lap of your best friend. It’s a lowpoint.
  5. Pull All nighters
    1. After breaking down and realizing you need to get your ish together, you run to moffit or mainstacks to finish literally all the procrastinated work you have. You chug a can of redbull and crank down on that essay.
  6. Run to GBC for those blue books
    1. You forgot that you needed two blue books for this dang midterm and now you have to run to GBC to get them. BUT this is after you ask everyone if they have any extras
  7. Take the Midterms
    1. After cramming, you finally get to taking the midterms. It’s either easy or hard and you come out crying anyways
  8. Hate the Process
    1. Everyone hates it. I don’t even need to explain this one
    2. Party Until you Drop
    1. Midterms are finally over, but knowing you have round two coming up you celebrate by dropping it like it hot at your local club or frat!
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