Target is already one of the most dangerous places to shop, but at Back to School time it gets so much more dangerous. Join me as I take you through my thought process as I wander through Target.
1. Okay, this will only take 20 minutes...
GiphyThe famous words I say to myself every time I go through Target. I think I have only accomplished this...5 times in my life.
2. Oh! Let me go check the Dollar Spot!
GiphyThe Dollar Spot is the most dangerous spot in the whole store. Remind me again, why I do not need a scarf rack when I already have 6?
3. 3 for 20 on Tee Shirts? I need every color for school!
GiphyTarget has the softest tee shirts around, they are the best Back to School fashion statement. But remember that sometimes, less is more. You do not need 10 of the same black shirt.
4. I wonder if I can wear these pajamas and not have anyone know they are pajamas
GiphyNothing says college student more than wearing pajamas to class. The best type though are the ones that do not even look like pajamas! But trust me, people will know because you are not the only one who had that same thought!
5. I think I should read a book that is not a textbook
GiphyAll the books that I am not required to read!
6. Why can't I be 5 again to have this?
GiphyWhen I look at all the sparkly backpacks with the Disney Princesses on them I instantly wish that they would be big enough for me to use, but also that it would be trendy.
7. Wow, look it how pretty all the pens are!
GiphyAll the pens I buy, but I never have one when I need to take an exam.
8. I need all the folders
GiphyTHEY HAVE LLAMAS ON THEM! AND THIS ONE HAS TACOS ON IT. I NEED THEM ALL.
9. Wait, how much is this stuff?!
GiphyComing back to reality for a second is the most frighting moment of the whole experience.
10. I need to put this stuff back
GiphyTrying to fix the damage. Realizing I do need 45 packs of pencils, 20 notebooks, and 10 pencil cases.
11. Well now I am hungry, I need snacks
GiphyI thought I just ate, but I might as well get some Cheese It's and some apples...
12. Oh! Maybe I should get new makeup before school starts!
GiphyThe fact that I never wear makeup to school but I am too far into the blackhole that is Target.
15. I am in serious trouble now
GiphyBut I really do not care because now I am ready to rock this school year!