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27 Of The Best, Most Savage Teresa Giudice Moments On 'RHONJ'

"Is b*tch better?"

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When it comes to watching "Housewives," we all know that we have the crazy ladies of New Jersey to thank, particularly, Teresa Guidice. She's all about family and loyalty with her classic Italian attitude. She's tough as nails and never, ever fails to have the most iconic one-liners and mispronunciations. She's graced our television screens for nearly nine years now and has earned the crowing of being the greatest of them all.

Here's 27 of the best, most savage Teresa Giudice moments on "Real Housewives of New Jersey:"

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9 Reasons Teresa Giudice Is the Most Relatable Housewife From New Jersey

More like New Joisey.

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9 Reasons Teresa Giudice Is the Most Relatable Housewife From New Jersey

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Throughout the years, we have been through a wide variety of Housewives, and coasts, from the O.C. to Atlanta. While we all have our favorites, I can easily stand by the fact that Teresa Giudice is one of the best. She's been through a roller coaster of emotions, dramatics, and (obviously) personal issues. Not even a brief jail term can stop her from living a full and successful life. Here are 9 reasons to back my claim.

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11 Things To Remember As The Semester Starts

With school either having already started or about to start, there are always a few things to remember when getting back into the swing of things.

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11 Things To Remember As The Semester Starts

Amy Mahinske

With school either having already started or about to start, there are always a few things to remember when getting back into the swing of things. The transition might be something new for some students and that can be kind of intimidating. For returning students, take it easy on new-comers, you were in their shoes once.

With that in mind, here are a few things to remember while returning to school.

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15 Things College Women Should NEVER Feel Ashamed About

No shame in your game, no matter what your game involves.

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One of the most unfortunate things about today's society is the stigma placed around sex, especially towards women. Women are not allowed to talk about sex in public and get shamed for doing literally anything related to sex—except when a guy wants to hook up with them.

Here's the thing, ladies, you should NEVER feel ashamed for being a sexual being or for doing anything related to sex, including the following:

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"Is b*tch better?"

1. "Like who is she? Is she God? No."

2. "She's not my honey, she's a skanky b*tch."

3. "I'm an outdoorsy person, I like laying out in the sun."

4. "Am I speaking to you? No."

5. "Bitch. Is 'bitch' better?"

6. "Kiss my titties."

7. "I am paying attention."

8. When someone takes a jab at your family:

9. "All I wanted to do was b*tch slap the b*tch."

10. "You're the devil. You're wearing red."

11. She truly appreciates the art of vino:

12. She totally owns being a "cool" mom:

13. Whenever she knows people hate her:

14. She always knew how to stay humble:

15. "Come at me."

16. That one time she looked like an Oscar:

17. She takes sh*t from no one:

18. Whenever she wanted to keep the peace:

19. Whenever someone says you're crazy:

20. "Do I look fazed?"

21. The most creative diss of all time:

22. "Bring it on, b*tches!"

23. The chronicles of her and her baby brother:

24. The infamous birthday cake:

25. *wink, wink*

26. The ultimate RHONJ meltdown:

27. Proving Jersey girls are the best girls, obviously.

More like New Joisey.

1. Her accent.

2. Her strong and ~very~ Italian personality.

3. She's never not gorgeous.

4. Her respect and appreciation for family.

5. She's raising her girls the right way. Kind of. Maybe.

7. She'll always defend and protect their families.

7. She's never afraid of asking for what she wants.

8. She's always "Fabulicious". Get it?

9. Every episode, she show us her pride of her heritage.

With school either having already started or about to start, there are always a few things to remember when getting back into the swing of things.

1. Start with a positive attitude

2. Keep a planner/To- Do list

3. Be Friendly

4. To Freshmen: leave your letterman's jacket at home!

5. Pay attention

6. Get involved

7. Get to know your professors

8. An F isn’t the end of the world

9. Stay true to yourself

10. Ask questions

11. Most importantly, have fun

No shame in your game, no matter what your game involves.

1. Getting tested for an STD.

2. Picking up your free condoms at the health center.

3. Asking for something in the bedroom.

4. Wanting to use a condom during sex.

5. Masturbating.

6. Purchasing Plan B.

7. SAYING NO.

8. Hooking up with a bunch of people.

9. Deciding not to shave your lady parts, or any parts.

10. Buying sex toys.

11. Having a fetish.

12. Openly talking about sex.

13. Visiting your gyno.

14. How your body looks or smells during sex.

15. Taking (and sending!) nudes.

People do not understand what they should and should not do.

1. Walking super slow and holding up a crowd.

2. People who chew loudly and with their mouth open.

3. Someone who keeps talking when they know I need to leave so they make me late.

4. When someone uses their hand when sneezing, and do not wash their hands.

5. People who ask to have some of my food and take it off the plate before I answer.

6. People who send a one word answer after I send a paragraph to them.

7. When someone says they want to hang out, but do not answer when asked when they are available.

8. People who say "no offense." It doesn't make it any better.

9. Eating dinner with someone who will not look away from their phone.

10. When your best friends say "you should have been there" when they were the one who did not invite you.

11. People who takes pictures of all their meals and post them on Snapchat.

12. PDA.

13. People interrupting me when they know I'm not done trying to explain something.

9. "All I wanted to do was btch slap the btch."

25. wink, wink