If Your Zodiac Sign Was A Gif, Here's What You'd Be Stuck With
No one needs this, but it IS entertaining!
Many of us love to hear and learn about our zodiac sign, and recently I've been really into zodiac signs as vines. So, I thought it would be interesting to give you some gifs that each zodiac sign could relate to. Also, we can learn a few things about each sign.
Aries
Aries is a fire sign, who is represented by a ram. Their color is red and surprisingly their best day is Tuesday. Aries is most compatible with Libra and Leo. They are enthusiastic and honest but can sometimes be moody and aggressive.
Taurus
Taurus is an earth sign, they are represented by the bull. Their colors are green and pink and their best days are Friday and Monday. Taurus is most compatible with Scorpio and Cancer. They are extremely patient but can sometimes be stubborn.
Gemini
Gemini is an air sign, and they are represented by twins. Their colors are light-green and yellow and their best day is Wednesday. Gemini is most compatible with Sagittarius and Aquarius. They are very curious, but can also be indecisive.
Cancer
Cancer is a water sign. Their color is white and their best days are Monday and Thursday. They are most compatible with Capricorn and Taurus. They are very sympathetic but can also be manipulative.
Leo
Leo is a fire sign. Their colors are gold, yellow, and orange, and their best day is Sunday. They are most compatible with Aquarius and Gemini. They are passionate and creative but can also be self-centered.
Virgo
Virgo is an earth sign. Their colors are grey and pale-yellow, and their best day is Wednesday They are most compatible with Pisces and Cancer. They are hardworking, but can also be very shy.
Libra
Libra is an air sign. Their colors are pink and green, and their best day is Friday. They are most compatible with Aries and Sagittarius. They are very diplomatic, but they also tend to avoid confrontation.
Scorpio
Scorpio is a water sign. their colors are red and rust and their best day is Tuesday. They are most compatible with Taurus and Cancer. They are an extremely brave sign, but they can be violent as well.
Sagittarius
Sagittarius is a fire sign. Their color is blue and their best day is Thursday. They are most compatible with Gemini and Aries. They are known for their great sense of humor, but can also be very impatient.
Capricorn
Capricorn is an earth sign. Their colors are brown and black and their best day is Saturday. They are most compatible with Taurus and Cancer. They are the most disciplined of the signs, but they can also be a know-it-all.
Aquarius
Aquarius is an air sign. Their colors light-blue and silver and their best day is Saturday. They are most compatible with Leo and Sagittarius. Aquarius can be very progressive, but they are also aloof.
Pisces
Pisces is a water sign. their colors are purple and sea-green and their best day is Thursday. They are most compatible with Virgo and Taurus. Pisces is wise, but can also be fearful.
Zodiac signs are fun! I hoped you learned something about your sign or one of your friend's signs. Even if you do not believe in astrology you can still enjoy the entertainment it brings.
Poetry On Odyssey: A 21st Century Love Story
"That, or I quickly looked you up on Facebook while you were in the bathroom."
The time when every romantic encounter was an adventure into the unknown has long passed. In the technologically sophisticated society we live in today, you can practically know everything about a person by looking them up on social media: their food preferences, music taste, hobbies, likes, dislikes. Gone are the days when a date was filled with refreshing discovery of similar interests and playful banter over trivial differences. In the world of millennials, it's a dying art-form, and so are long, sappy love poems. So, I suppose it only makes sense to pair the two together.
A 21st Century Love Story
As soon as you introduced yourself to me,
I instantly knew everything about you.
I knew you were the type of girl
to have a sporadic interest in pottery.
If I close my eyes, I can feel
your soft, damp hands gliding
across the sticky, cold clay.
Your vase — which would be inspired
by your obvious interest in ancient Greek culture
(the loose Athenian braids gave it away)
would end up looking more like
a pregnant woman. However,
I knew you would still be proud enough
to display it on your farmhouse table.
No doubt it would be a great conversation starter
during dinner parties and girls' nights in.
Perhaps you would even consider permanently replacing
the plastic lilacs you were so fond of with this new centerpiece.
I knew you were the type of girl
to dabble in Italian cuisine
from time to time.
Oh how I would love to steal
a taste of your pasta carbonara,
mushroom risotto, and
eggplant parmigiana
right from your tinted lips —
nevermind the wooden spoon.
I knew you were bound to have
Beatles records somewhere in your home.
That wasn't hard to guess, though,
since everyone is a Beatles fan.
I can imagine you absent-mindedly over-twirling
al dente fettuccine in a long pot with silver tongs,
one hand on your aproned-hip
as you and John Lennon duet "Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds"
in front of your kitchen window
that frames a starry night that is almost just as bright.
I knew you had a hunger
for adventure.
You were going to be the type of girl
to zip line beside the frosted chocolate mountains of Canada,
raft down the rough, white waves of the Colorado rapids, and
scuba dive in the rainbow waters of the Mexican coast.
I knew that you would be a girl
whose favorite books,
like her favorite movies,
were the ones with cliche endings.
You just seemed like
a Notting Hill, Love Actually,
Sleepless in Seattle kind of girl.
Maybe it's because I knew
you were the type of girl to have had
a When-Harry-Met-Sally relationship
of your own. Except in this version,
Billy Crystal and Meg Ryan spent New Years
alone and became estranged after that.
I made a mental note to tell you "sorry"
whenever I got the chance.
I wasn't really sorry, though.
After all,
it lead you to meeting me.
As soon as you introduced yourself to me,
I knew everything I needed to know about you.
I guess you could say we're soulmates.
That, or I quickly looked you up on Facebook
while you were in the bathroom.
But never mind that,
this was still romantic as hell.