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Why Tacos Are Better Than Your Current Relationship Status

Because nothing can make you fuller than a soft shell taco

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Why Tacos Are Better Than Your Current Relationship Status

What could make you happier than fresh Mexican cuisine? absolutely nothing.

1. You can have more than one:

Having more than one boyfriend might be semi-inappropriate; however, having more than one taco is just getting started.

2. You can have more than one, in one sitting:

Getting even deeper here, how many of you ladies wanted to hang out with two boys at the same time? never? same. But you can do that with tacos.

3. They don't want to use you, just fill your stomach and make your heart warm.

4. You don't have to worry about them cheating on you.

5. Your friends love them:

How many times have your friends said "he's not the one for you," and they are usually right? say goodbye to that.

6. You can explore all types:

You want chicken but usually get beef? It's okay girl, no judgement here. you want soft shell? oh, you rebel.

7. They have a date night every week:

Taco Tuesday anyone?

8. They want what is best for you, even if it isn't them:

Ever not wanted a taco, but wanted a very close favorite? The Mexican cuisine family is so large, they just want to share the love.

9. (add on to eight) THEIR family will love you back:

They love with they are put next to their favorites as well. Queso mixes well with others.

10. They will never lie to you:

What's to lie about?

11. They want your happiness first.

12. They will be there to mend you back together:

With their queso filled insides, of course.

13. You're perfect for each other:

And they will always be there.

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