Syllabus Week As Told By 'Bob's Burgers'

Syllabus Week As Told By 'Bob's Burgers'

The Belchers can explain feelings in ways we couldn't imagine.

We all knew it would come to an end. Spring semester, bring it on.

What better way to capture syllabus week than a little bit of Bobs Burgers?


It all starts with the struggle of getting up for that first class.

After walking to class, you have zero motivation to sit through it.

You need to woo that professor to get off the wait list. Maybe a nice flip of the hair and a warm smile will get you that permission code.

Quickly all of the welcome back emails get to you.

You told yourself that this was the semester you were going to get in shape.

...And keep your room clean.

But all you can really think about is how you'd much rather be lying on a beach somewhere.

Because we all know you aren't going to stick to that.

By the end of the week, your parents are texting you asking how classes went, and making sure you're on the road to straight A's.


But hey, we're sure as hell going to try

Cover Image Credit: The NY Post

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To The Celebrities Who Didn't Wear Black To The Golden Globes

In a sea of black, red will shine through.

The Golden Globes were aired this past. If you didn't notice, Hollywood decided to coordinate their color dresses but some celebrities stuck out from the crowd like sore thumbs. The event was meant to advocate for sexual harassment and sexual assault in the entertainment industry and hoped that by making a statement with color, the message would be heard worldwide that women are no longer remaining silent when oppressed by powerful misogynists.

Maybe some missed the memo and decided to roll with it anyway, or they simply chose to remain completely separate from this highly politicized issue. Either way, the time and place for individuality may not have been a place dedicated to activism.

Blanca Blanco and Barbara Meier were among the few women who chose to wear red to the awards ceremony. People had some interesting things to say about it, too:

Some may have responded in rather funny ways, but the root of this issue is anything but humorous. These women made their statements as to why they chose not to dress in black, but people are not accepting these responses as valid.

Blanca Blanco simply responded, “I love red,” which not only refuses to address the actual issue of failure to support, but it does little to really explain her choice. If you ask a football player who refuses to kneel during the anthem why they do it, I’m sure their response wouldn’t be, “I like standing.” Every choice means something, and one can venture a guess that choices made by people of high fame are almost inherently political.

As entertainers and icons, it is important to exercise your voice and be heard and stand up for issues that impact the majority of people. To wear red when women supporting sexual harassment and assault victims are wearing black is not only disrespectful to the cause, it essentially states to these women that what they are advocating for is not worth supporting, or worse, is not worth acknowledging at all.

Cover Image Credit: NBC

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