Syllabus Week As Told By 'Bob's Burgers'

Syllabus Week As Told By 'Bob's Burgers'

The Belchers can explain feelings in ways we couldn't imagine.
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We all knew it would come to an end. Spring semester, bring it on.

What better way to capture syllabus week than a little bit of Bobs Burgers?


It all starts with the struggle of getting up for that first class.

After walking to class, you have zero motivation to sit through it.

You need to woo that professor to get off the wait list. Maybe a nice flip of the hair and a warm smile will get you that permission code.

Quickly all of the welcome back emails get to you.

You told yourself that this was the semester you were going to get in shape.

...And keep your room clean.

But all you can really think about is how you'd much rather be lying on a beach somewhere.

Because we all know you aren't going to stick to that.

By the end of the week, your parents are texting you asking how classes went, and making sure you're on the road to straight A's.


But hey, we're sure as hell going to try

Cover Image Credit: The NY Post

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What Your Hogwarts House Says About You

Get yourself sorted and find out where you belong in the world of witchcraft and wizardry.
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Sorting at Hogwarts is a big deal. Being sorted into a house is essentially being placed into a family while you are away from home learning about witchcraft and wizardry. Your house is made up of the people you will live with, go to classes with, play Quidditch with and everything in between. You basically spend 24/7 with them. Your Hogwarts house is your home away from home.

When you get sorted into a house, it is based on your personality traits. The people in your house are typically like-minded people who display the same characteristics as you.

When you’re a first year at Hogwarts, the minute you set foot in the castle you are swept into the Great Hall to have the ancient Sorting Hat placed on your head. This Sorting Hat decides which “family” you’ll be spending your seven years with.

For some, it is very obvious which house they will be in, due to certain personality traits they possess. For others, they may exemplify traits that fit a multitude of houses and are uncertain where they may end up.

To find out where you belong, you can take the official "Harry Potter" Sorting Hat quiz at Pottermore.com. For all you muggles out there, these are the characteristics that the houses possess and what your house says about you:

Gryffindor: The house of the brave, loyal, courageous, adventurous, daring and chivalrous. Those who stand up for others are typically Gryffindors. Brave-hearted is the most well-known Gryffindor characteristic, and Gryffindors are also known for having a lot of nerve.

Gryffindors are people who hold a multitude of qualities alongside the ones listed, making them a very well-rounded house. People who are Gryffindors are often people who could fit nicely into another house but choose to tell the sorting hat they want Gryffindor (there's that bravery). "Do what is right" is the motto Gryffindors go by.

Being a Gryffindor means that you're probably the adventurous and courageous friend, and you are usually known for doing what is right.

Ravenclaw: The house is known for their wisdom, intelligence, creativity, cleverness and knowledge. Those who value brains over brawn can be found here. Ravenclaws often tend to be quite quirky as well. "Do what is wise" is the motto they strive to follow.

Though Ravenclaws can be know-it-alls sometimes, they most likely do know what the wisest decision is.

If you are known for being the quirky friend, the smartest in the group or just great at making wise decisions, you're definitely a Ravenclaw.

Hufflepuff: This house values hard work, dedication, fair play, patience, and loyalty. Hufflepuff’s are known for being just and true. "Do what is nice" is their motto.

Hufflepuff is known as the “nice house” and believes strongly in sparing peoples feelings and being kind. This is not to say that Hufflepuffs aren't smart or courageous. Hufflepuffs just enjoy making others happy and tend to be more patient towards people.

If you ever find that you are too nice for your own good and cannot bear to hurt someone’s feelings, congratulations, you are a Hufflepuff.

Slytherin: This is the house of the cunning, prideful, resourceful, ambitious, intelligent, and determined. Slytherin's love to be in charge and crave leadership. "Do what is necessary" is the motto of this house.

Slytherin is a fairly well-rounded house, similar to the other houses. They are loyal to those that are loyal to them just as Gryffindors are and are intelligent as Ravenclaws.

Slytherin house as a whole is not evil, despite how many dark wizards come out of this house. That is merely based on the choices of those wizards (so if your friend is a Slytherin, don’t judge, it doesn’t mean they are mean people). Slytherins do, however, have a tendency to be arrogant or prideful. This is most likely due to the fact that everyone in Slytherin is exceedingly proud to be there.

What Hogwarts house you’re in says a lot about the person you are, the traits you possess and how you may act in some situations. But in the end, your house is really just your home that is always there for you. Always.


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'Pride' Is The Pride and Prejudice Remix For Brooklyn Natives

A modern day Jane Austen adaptation set in Bushwick, Brooklyn

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"Pride" by Ibi Zoboi is a modern adaptation of the novel "Pride and Prejudice" by Jane Austen. Since it is a shorter book than the original, some scenes were not adapted and the sequences of events are sped up and pushed together a little bit.

The Bennett family is represented by the Benitezes in Pride: Mrs. Benitez is Haitian and Mr. Benitez is Dominican, with five daughters Janae, Zuri, Marisol, Layla, and Kayla. The five girls all share a bedroom in their small apartment in the Bushwick neighborhood of Brooklyn, which is primarily African-American and Hispanic.

The story starts off when the building across from Zuri's is renovated into a mini-mansion, and the rich Darcy family, consisting of brothers Ainsley and Darius and their parents, move in from Manhattan. At the same time, Janae, the oldest sister is returning from her first year at Syracuse University, as a much worldlier person who is eager to study abroad her next year. As soon as their father gives them permission to go visit the new neighbors, the two eldest girls go over to introduce themselves. Ainsley and Janae are instantly attracted to each other, but Zuri thinks Darius seems rude and unfriendly. This impression is later confirmed when he seemed disgusted by Layla and Kayla trying to dance with him at a block party.

The theme of gentrification is woven into this story to reflect what's really happening in real-life areas like this and also to provide a housing-related crisis that was omnipotent in the original book. Since women weren't allowed to own property in Regency-era England, the girls in "Pride and Prejudice" were in danger of losing their house should the father die to their cousin Mr. Collins. The prices of the buildings in Zuri's neighborhood are slowly going up as more and more well-off people are interested in moving in, and the threat of them being priced out of their apartment looms over their heads.

Zuri also gets to meet the fan-favorite in every adaptation, the Georgiana character, while on a trip to DC. Knowing that it's Zuri's dream to attend historically black college Howard University, Janae buys her a bus ticket so she can take a tour there. After her tour, she runs into Darius at a cafe, who is in DC visiting his sister Georgie, who interns there. Zuri immediately likes Georgie and thinks that she would fit in with her and her sisters, and Georgie invites Zuri to have dinner with them and their grandmother.

In "Pride", Catherine de Burgh takes the form of Darcy's grandmother, who is snobby and doesn't hide her dislike for Zuri after learning where she is from. Zuri leaves the dinner early after telling the grandmother off, and Darius offers to drive her back to Bushwick, rather than have her take the late bus. During the drive home they talk and get to know each other, and Zuri finds that she might like him more than she thought.

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