Syllabus Week As Told By Lorelai Gilmore
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Syllabus week, it's a beauty, eh? Until it's gone, at least. That being said, there are a few times throughout the week that we find ourselves biting our tongue and saying things a lot more appropriate than what we really think. That's when my favorite Gilmore Girl comes in, she's a master at saying what we really mean. Thanks, Lorelai, you really know how to read our minds.

1. "Why did I schedule an 8am this semester again?"

2. "My name is _____ and I'm from _____, and I want to ___...."

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3. "... Oh, Hobbies? Well.. I like to hang out with my friends."

4. "Maybe this syllabus isn't so bad..."

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5. "Oh, yeah. I totally think you can get an A in this class because you aced it in high school."

6. "WAIT, HOW MANY PAGES A NIGHT?"

7. "Is this class EVER going to be over?"

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8. "Well, I don't understand 90% of the objectives on the syllabus.."

9. "Maybe I'll just drop out and get married."

10. "I've heard the accademic dishonesty statement nine times this week."

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11. "Econ? Wait, I'm supposed to be in Literature."

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12. "Looks like I'll be living in the library instead of the gym this semester."

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13. "I'm going to die this semester."

14. To Friend: "How's the syllabus week challenge going for ya?"

15. "Week one down, however will I celebrate?"

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16. "Time to prep for the rest of the semester."


Here's to a new semester, good luck everyone!

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