There are a lot of things about Supernatural that make us want to scream. You know them: the Scarecrow episode. The Hook Man. Sam. And not necessarily in that order, either. And amazingly, amidst the Wendigo and the pagan gods, somewhere in between the Supernatural fangirls and skin-walkers fall those little bits of comedy. All of the stupid little nicknames and side comments that just seem to make it all better. Yeah, sure. They're hunting the alpha vamp and it's all going horribly. Fine, Sam is stuck in the Pit and might not have a soul but hey. Dean's got Bobby on the phone so you know we're in for a good episode.
And so here are a few priceless moments to lighten your day in the way only the Winchesters can.
Soulless Sam is the best worst thing that's ever happened.
"My brother was abducted so I'm pretty good on the whole proof part."
"You're brother was abducted? Oh my god."
"It's fine. I mean, I've had time to adjust."
"Did it happen when you were kids?"
"No, like, half an hour ago."
(Season 6, Episode 9: Clap Your Hands If You Believe)
Scaredy-cat Dean was too pure for us and we didn't deserve him.
"Dude, you're going 20."
"And?"
"That's the speed limit."
"What? Safety's a crime now?"
(Season 4, Episode 6: Yellow Fever)
Bobby to the rescue with enough snark to take out twelve seasons of monsters.
"Do I look like a ditchable prom date to you?"
(Season 3, Episode 16: No Rest for the Wicked)
"Solid iron. Completely coated in salt. One hundred percent ghost-proof."
"You built a panic room?"
"I had a weekend off."
(Season 4, Episode 2: Are You There, God? It's Me, Dean Winchester)
"I can kill werewolves, fix a Pinto and bake corn bread. I'll be damned if I can't get zen."
(Season 7, Episode 19: Of Grave Importance)
Crowley, keeping it real.
"How's Hell, Crowley?"
"Hell's fine. Hell's like a Swiss watch. Don't worry about Hell. Hell's complicated."
(Season 9, Episode 23: Do You Believe in Miracles)
"Castiel. Haven't seen you all season. You the calvary now?"
(Season 6, Episode 10: Caged Heat)
"Too busy inflicting pain to answer. Leave a message."
(Season 9, Episode 16: Blade Runners)
Castiel. just. Oh sweet Cas.
"I found a liquor store."
"And?"
"And I drank it."
(Season 5, Episode 17: 99 Problems)
"Well, Dean, I've been thinking. Monkeys...are so clever, and they're sensible in that they leave the skins on the bananas that they eat. Is it really necessary to test cosmetics on them? I mean, how important is lipstick to you, Dean?"
"Not very."
(Season 7, Episode 23: Survival of the Fittest)
"Why are you squeezing me with your body?"
"It's a hug, Cas. I'm hugging you."
