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Literally Just 10 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia' Quotes For When You Need To Laugh

*When I'm in any basic math class* [Holding a calculator] "What are you?"

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It's been about a year since Netflix removed "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia", and I'm still really salty about it. "It's Always Sunny" is arguably one of the funniest T.V. shows out there and I always watched it when I needed a good laugh (but now I can't *sigh* the struggle is real). So the best that I can work with here is just some of the funniest quotes from this amazing show, so enjoy them!

1. "I'm not fat. I'm cultivating mass."-Mac

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2. "I don't know how many years on this Earth I got left. I'm gonna get real weird with it."-Frank

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3. "Why don't I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into job land?"-Charlie

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4. "When I'm dead, just throw me in the trash."-Frank

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5. "Money me. Money now. Me a money needing a lot now."-Charlie's Mom

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6. The whole exchange about Charlie's dating profile.

7. "Yes, my good man, I'll have the milk steak, boiled over hard, and your finest jelly beans... raw"-Charlie

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8. "What is this word 'spa'? I feel like you're starting to say a word, and you're not finishing it. Are you trying to say 'spaghetti'? Are you taking me on a spaghetti day?"-Charlie

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9. "I will unleash my fury upon you WITH THE GUSTS OF A THOUSAND WINDS."-Dennis

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10. [Holding a calculator] "What are you?" -Charlie

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